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4 hours ago, futureman said:

I’d love to be a civil war buff.

So Biff wants to be a buff. 

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On 5/21/2022 at 1:50 PM, pokeNbeans said:

 It's a story about love , deception ,greed , lust and.... unbridled enthusiasm .

So you believe, had he not been so enthusiastic, he could have adverted disaster?

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Everybody knows. George thinks you’re totally cute and everything. So, do you LIKE HIM like him?

(Cue spit out the gum scene)

6 hours ago, 'stache said:

So you believe, had he not been so enthusiastic, he could have adverted disaster?

adverted?

are you nuts? I don’t want her to think I’m one of those low-rise briefs guys who shaves his chest. 

I tell you what… I’ll get you a sundress and a parasol and you can just sashay your little self around the town square!

I shaved there when I was a lifeguard. 

Maybe because your avatar is right there but instead of Kramer’s voice I read this in Futureman’s voice and I legit LOLed for some reason.

alright, no more lies. elaine has been chosen to represent the upper west side in the next biosphere project. 

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

alright, no more lies. elaine has been chosen to represent the upper west side in the next biosphere project. 

That’s insane!

Is it?

Yes it is!

Well it’s all for charity, so what’s the difference 

the female body is a work of art. the male body is utilitarian. it’s for getting around, it’s like a jeep. 

There’s good naked and bad naked. Opening a jar of pickles? Bad naked.

58 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

My computers.  I've been selling them for two months now...SHUT UP!

Oh, hello, Mr. Vandelay? Would you like to buy a computer? Oh, really? Two dozen?

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You wanna buy a computer? No? Why not? All right, I see. Good answer.

On 5/31/2022 at 5:41 AM, 4th&Five said:

Gave me a chuckle in Paris this morning. 
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Lesser babka, I think not!

Cinnamon always sounded like the better babka to me. Dumb New Yorkers.

See that guy twirling that umbrella? I invented that.

Who buys an umbrella anyways? You can get them for free in the coffee shop in the metal can.
1 hour ago, McCroskey said:


Who buys an umbrella anyways? You can get them for free in the coffee shop in the metal can.

Those belong to people.

Also, Darren is one of my favorite minor characters:

Mr. Kramer says, “Hey, buddy”

I’m at the airport about to spend two weeks in Italy with the in laws. Not sure what I was thinking. I’m coming home in a body bag. 

3 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

Also, Darren is one of my favorite minor characters:

Mr. Kramer says, “Hey, buddy”

And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken!

Well, I think I can say, barring some unforeseen incident, that you will have a very bright future here at E.D. Granmont.

11 hours ago, McCroskey said:

Well, I think I can say, barring some unforeseen incident, that you will have a very bright future here at E.D. Granmont.

If it’s alright with you sir, I’ll be here at 8. 

we didn't bet on if you wanted to do it, we bet on if it would be done!

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

we didn't bet on if you wanted to do it, we bet on if it would be done!

I actually like Tom Pepper’s reenactment of this scene in the pilot casting better than Kramer’s original. 

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