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Rock climbing, all right... I am DOWN.  I'll make some sandwiches.  Tuna?  Peanut Butter?

Salmon Salad! 

Oh, yeah...Sotheby’s. Yeah, they make good cake. 

Do they have a house at Windsor?

He wants to install Kramer in a puppet regime and then wield power from behind the scenes. Preferably from the sauna in the clubhouse.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

a man... a man... gave me... a massage!

He was...touching and rubbing. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Jeremy Piven nailed his audition. 

And Larry Hankin nailed Kramer.

8 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

And Larry Hankin nailed Kramer.

And he took the raisins. 

How would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now, and shoved it down your throat?

23 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think you meant potato salad.

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No, George offered Dan Cortese (Tony) a salmon salad sandwich because he knew he didn't like  peanut butter.  But good potato salad reference.

We should have taken his bag of cans, or his other...bag of cans.  

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

No, George offered Dan Cortese (Tony) a salmon salad sandwich because he knew he didn't like  peanut butter.  But good potato salad reference.

We should have taken his bag of cans, or his other...bag of cans.  

Ah, I never noticed the salmon salad part, just the tuna.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander?

What's a  gander?  

Look...I’ve been lying about my income for years.  I figured I can afford a fake house in the hamptons.

4 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Look...I’ve been lying about my income for years.  I figured I can afford a fake house in the hamptons.

yes, two solariums. 

What are the horses names?

Snoopy and Prickly Pete!

 

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All right Jerry. BUT I can figure it out myself any way you want!

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at the movies last night I went to the bathroom and I unbuckled a little wildly and the buckle kinda banged against the side of the urinal so... that’s it. 

Quiet! You shut up! You make me change restaurant, but nobody comes! You say make Pakistani, Babu Bhatt have only Pakistani restaurant. But where are people? You see people? Show me people. There are no people.

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Mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking. All the time! Now it is Babu's turn to mock. 

What, am I seeing Sinatra in there? Am I being entertained?

2 hours ago, PencilPusher said:

Quiet! You shut up! You make me change restaurant, but nobody comes! You say make Pakistani, Babu Bhatt have only Pakistani restaurant. But where are people? You see people? Show me people. There are no people.

Image result for babu bhatt

The outtakes from this scene are great.  Babu couldn't keep his shit together.

Oh, hello Professor... 

Pastrami?  The (pastrami to be the) most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.  

You know it doesn't make a great standalone quote, but one of my all-time favorite Kramer lines is when he gives Jerry the "Fusili Jerry".... 

JERRY: "When did you make this?"

KRAMER: "In my spare time."

Freaking gets me every time.

4 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

You know it doesn't make a great standalone quote, but one of my all-time favorite Kramer lines is when he gives Jerry the "Fusili Jerry".... 

JERRY: "When did you make this?"

KRAMER: "In my spare time."

Freaking gets me every time.

Reminds me of when George made the diorama of the conference room.  

Jerry: When did you build this thing?

George: Yesterday, took the day off.

^

to that point, there are so many great stand-alone (hate to use the word 'random', but there it is) quotes by Kramer that feed his mystique.

The Army discharge papers.  He didn't want Jerry to know he was outta work because he was unemployed.  The "I get by" when replying to why he didn't carry a wallet.  

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

"What do you got in there?" 

"Crackers" 

My buddy got arrested for being drunk at DKR during our home opener one year and we hatched a plan to defend him in court.  Our briefcases were to be full of crackers.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

My buddy got arrested for being drunk at DKR during our home opener one year and we hatched a plan to defend him in court.  Our briefcases were to be full of crackers.

T.C.B.

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