July 26, 20187 yr Rock climbing, all right... I am DOWN. I'll make some sandwiches. Tuna? Peanut Butter?
July 27, 20187 yr He wants to install Kramer in a puppet regime and then wield power from behind the scenes. Preferably from the sauna in the clubhouse.
July 27, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, futureman said: a man... a man... gave me... a massage! He was...touching and rubbing.
July 27, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, futureman said: a man... a man... gave me... a massage! I think it moved.
July 27, 20187 yr 1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said: Jeremy Piven nailed his audition. And Larry Hankin nailed Kramer.
July 27, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: And Larry Hankin nailed Kramer. And he took the raisins.
July 27, 20187 yr How would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now, and shoved it down your throat?
July 27, 20187 yr 23 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: I think you meant potato salad. No, George offered Dan Cortese (Tony) a salmon salad sandwich because he knew he didn't like peanut butter. But good potato salad reference. We should have taken his bag of cans, or his other...bag of cans.
July 27, 20187 yr 10 minutes ago, Lobo said: No, George offered Dan Cortese (Tony) a salmon salad sandwich because he knew he didn't like peanut butter. But good potato salad reference. We should have taken his bag of cans, or his other...bag of cans. Ah, I never noticed the salmon salad part, just the tuna.
July 29, 20187 yr Look...I’ve been lying about my income for years. I figured I can afford a fake house in the hamptons.
July 29, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Landomatic said: Look...I’ve been lying about my income for years. I figured I can afford a fake house in the hamptons. yes, two solariums.
July 30, 20187 yr What are the horses names? Snoopy and Prickly Pete! Edited July 30, 20187 yr by PencilPusher punctuation
July 31, 20187 yr All right Jerry. BUT I can figure it out myself any way you want! Edited July 31, 20187 yr by Biff Tannen
July 31, 20187 yr at the movies last night I went to the bathroom and I unbuckled a little wildly and the buckle kinda banged against the side of the urinal so... that’s it.
August 1, 20187 yr Quiet! You shut up! You make me change restaurant, but nobody comes! You say make Pakistani, Babu Bhatt have only Pakistani restaurant. But where are people? You see people? Show me people. There are no people.
August 1, 20187 yr Mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking. All the time! Now it is Babu's turn to mock.
August 1, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, PencilPusher said: Quiet! You shut up! You make me change restaurant, but nobody comes! You say make Pakistani, Babu Bhatt have only Pakistani restaurant. But where are people? You see people? Show me people. There are no people. The outtakes from this scene are great. Babu couldn't keep his shit together.
August 1, 20187 yr You know it doesn't make a great standalone quote, but one of my all-time favorite Kramer lines is when he gives Jerry the "Fusili Jerry".... JERRY: "When did you make this?" KRAMER: "In my spare time." Freaking gets me every time.
August 1, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said: You know it doesn't make a great standalone quote, but one of my all-time favorite Kramer lines is when he gives Jerry the "Fusili Jerry".... JERRY: "When did you make this?" KRAMER: "In my spare time." Freaking gets me every time. Reminds me of when George made the diorama of the conference room. Jerry: When did you build this thing? George: Yesterday, took the day off.
August 1, 20187 yr ^ to that point, there are so many great stand-alone (hate to use the word 'random', but there it is) quotes by Kramer that feed his mystique. The Army discharge papers. He didn't want Jerry to know he was outta work because he was unemployed. The "I get by" when replying to why he didn't carry a wallet.
August 2, 20187 yr "What do you got in there?" "Crackers" Edited August 2, 20187 yr by HornOnTheBayou
August 2, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said: "What do you got in there?" "Crackers" My buddy got arrested for being drunk at DKR during our home opener one year and we hatched a plan to defend him in court. Our briefcases were to be full of crackers.
August 2, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: My buddy got arrested for being drunk at DKR during our home opener one year and we hatched a plan to defend him in court. Our briefcases were to be full of crackers. T.C.B.
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