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No, bro's no good, too ethnic.  How about the manziere?

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On 6/19/2022 at 9:51 AM, WBT said:

No, bro's no good, too ethnic.  How about the manziere?

Those rare Frank/Kramer moments were gold, Jerry. Gold.

 

you’re not a divorcée, you’re just separated.  you’re a separatée. 

A bird flew into my giant FREAK head.

Like he couldn’t avoid it.

She told me what you like.  You're a little sickie aren't you?  Disinfectant on the blinds, vacuuming the couch...

Oh Elaine! The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price? Your soul.

Oh….. and you have until 5 o’clock to clean out your desk. You’re fired.

Did Jane's fiancee kidnap Sidney and take her to Las Vegas, and if so did she enjoy it?

25 minutes ago, WBT said:

Did Jane's fiancee kidnap Sidney and take her to Las Vegas, and if so did she enjoy it?

I don’t know. 

I like to shop at the duty free shop… I like to shop at the duty free shop.

11 hours ago, ztejas said:

Do you know how much duty is? 

Duty is nothing.  It's like sales tax.

It’s stop. Stop at the duty free shop. 

Damn it, you’re right. I will suspend myself from quoting for a penalty day.
Just now, ohchaucer said:


Damn it, you’re right. I will suspend myself from quoting for a penalty day.

You’re taking the Congo as a penalty?

that’s risk.  it’s a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives. 

I think I swallowed a fly!  What do I do!?  What can happen!?

coffee shop?  I think we can do a little better than that.  you look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant. 

Living in that cramped little apartment. And outdated furniture, so terribly... un-Karl Farbman-like.

I’d be happy to get you some if that’s what you’re driving at. 

14 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’d be happy to get you some if that’s what you’re driving at. 

Haha, what a tool that guy was.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Haha, what a tool that guy was.

he played it perfectly. 

Look at George.  He's giving it to T-bone!  He's jumping up and down like some kind of monkey!

You couldn't smooth a sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...I lost my train of thought.

kruger would never allow two kokos. 

Sounds like he runs a real tight ship.
3 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Are you an assassin? 

You're an errand girl, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Alright, well, I'm desperate so I'm going to do something I normally wouldn't.  My partner for Seinfeld trivia tonight at Pinthouse Brewing just bailed.  Anyone from the internet want to come help me dominate?  7pm tonight.

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PM me I guess. DM? I don't know what the kids say these days

Oh really? The doorman. And, pray tell, what did the doorman say?

Alright, well, I'm desperate so I'm going to do something I normally wouldn't.  My partner for Seinfeld trivia tonight at Pinthouse Brewing just bailed.  Anyone from the internet want to come help me dominate?  7pm tonight.

I gotta get on that internet. I’m late on everything!

I had always assumed I would just slay ass and dominate a seinfeld trivia night and everyone would carry me out of the bar on their shoulders for being such an awesome seinfeld fan, etc etc and so on and so forth.  and then someone, probably biff, posted some sample questions from a trivia night and I think I went 0-for-5.  it was humbling. 

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