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I’m lookin at a guy on a semi-daily with tampax in his house and an implied date on saturday night.Ā 

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4 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m lookin at a guy on a semi-daily with tampax in his house and an implied date on saturday night.Ā 

I'll tell you what you got here... You got yourself a girlfriend.Ā 

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18 hours ago, futureman said:

I had always assumed I would just slay ass and dominate a seinfeld trivia night and everyone would carry me out of the bar on their shoulders for being such an awesome seinfeld fan, etc etc and so on and so forth. Ā and then someone, probably biff, posted some sample questions from a trivia night and I think I went 0-for-5. Ā it was humbling.Ā 

Bretzky's BS

"The sea was angry that day, my friends..."

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from where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Ā The bank? It burned. It's gone!

You know what you wanna do is go down to forty-ninth street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr. Fleming. He'll help you.

13 hours ago, futureman said:

from where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Mammal.Ā 

7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Whatever.

The way he delivers this line is one of the great moments in Seinfeld history.

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

The way he delivers this line is one of the great moments in Seinfeld history.

I always figured it was a callback to All in the Family when Archie used to refer the the Reverend Felcher as ā€œFletcherā€ and, when he was corrected, that was his response.

no you can’t do that. Ā they’re round, it makes an eight.Ā 

Never heard of corduroy!Ā  True story!

I'm lefty.Ā  Can't go right.

maybe the cows tip ā€˜em off when they’re milking them.Ā 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

maybe the cows tip ā€˜em off when they’re milking them.Ā 

prescient

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timely? whichever is correct

12 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Goodbye Norman!

The homage to the farmer’s daughter joke was brilliant. You knew as soon as Newman showed up on that doorstep exactly how that bit was going to end.

It makes you wonder. Was The Keys and Kramer’s trip to California, and Jerry and George going after him, and Kramer approaching Fred Savage, and appearing on Murphy Brown, a Seinfeldean homage to the season of I Love Lucy where the Ricardos and Mertzes went to Hollywood?

18 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It makes you wonder. Was The Keys and Kramer’s trip to California, and Jerry and George going after him, and Kramer approaching Fred Savage, and appearing on Murphy Brown, a Seinfeldean homage to the season of I Love Lucy where the Ricardos and Mertzes went to Hollywood?

I thought that was obvious?

I really wanted to know Ray's story about him and the statue.Ā  He was so excited to talk to Jerry about it at first.

"I can't believe you asked me about that statue!Ā  Do you know how much trouble you could have gotten me into?"

Pawn shop, singapore...god knows where that story was going!

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Desoto's down but Cosmo's got the caboose!

Had a lobster bisque from soup nazi yesterday. Bread was included at no extra charge.

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Is that lima bean? ... Never been a big fan.

You’re pushing you’re luck, little man!

As an aside, there was a new place opened nearby called Zoup! awhile back, pre-pandemic, a soup-centric...what they call an ā€œeateryā€...and I went there once.

Once. They suck.Ā 

5 hours ago, futureman said:

gazpacho, por favor.Ā 

¿Por favor? ... ”Adios muchacho!

¿Por favor? ... ”Adios muchacho!
You're pushing your luck, little man

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