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#6504
4 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m lookin at a guy on a semi-daily with tampax in his house and an implied date on saturday night. 

I'll tell you what you got here... You got yourself a girlfriend. 

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#6505
18 hours ago, futureman said:

I had always assumed I would just slay ass and dominate a seinfeld trivia night and everyone would carry me out of the bar on their shoulders for being such an awesome seinfeld fan, etc etc and so on and so forth.  and then someone, probably biff, posted some sample questions from a trivia night and I think I went 0-for-5.  it was humbling. 

Bretzky's BS

#6511

 The bank? It burned. It's gone!

You know what you wanna do is go down to forty-ninth street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr. Fleming. He'll help you.

#6516
Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

The way he delivers this line is one of the great moments in Seinfeld history.

I always figured it was a callback to All in the Family when Archie used to refer the the Reverend Felcher as “Fletcher” and, when he was corrected, that was his response.

#6523
1 hour ago, futureman said:

maybe the cows tip ‘em off when they’re milking them. 

prescient

Edited by Biff Tannen
timely? whichever is correct

#6528
12 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Goodbye Norman!

The homage to the farmer’s daughter joke was brilliant. You knew as soon as Newman showed up on that doorstep exactly how that bit was going to end.

It makes you wonder. Was The Keys and Kramer’s trip to California, and Jerry and George going after him, and Kramer approaching Fred Savage, and appearing on Murphy Brown, a Seinfeldean homage to the season of I Love Lucy where the Ricardos and Mertzes went to Hollywood?

#6529
18 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It makes you wonder. Was The Keys and Kramer’s trip to California, and Jerry and George going after him, and Kramer approaching Fred Savage, and appearing on Murphy Brown, a Seinfeldean homage to the season of I Love Lucy where the Ricardos and Mertzes went to Hollywood?

I thought that was obvious?

#6532

I really wanted to know Ray's story about him and the statue.  He was so excited to talk to Jerry about it at first.

"I can't believe you asked me about that statue!  Do you know how much trouble you could have gotten me into?"

Pawn shop, singapore...god knows where that story was going!

Edited by Biff Tannen

#6542

You’re pushing you’re luck, little man!

As an aside, there was a new place opened nearby called Zoup! awhile back, pre-pandemic, a soup-centric...what they call an “eatery”...and I went there once.

Once. They suck. 

#6547
5 hours ago, futureman said:

gazpacho, por favor. 

¿Por favor? ... ¡Adios muchacho!

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