June 30, 20223 yr Iām lookin at a guy on a semi-daily with tampax in his house and an implied date on saturday night.Ā
June 30, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, futureman said: Iām lookin at a guy on a semi-daily with tampax in his house and an implied date on saturday night.Ā I'll tell you what you got here... You got yourself a girlfriend.Ā
June 30, 20223 yr Author 18 hours ago, futureman said: I had always assumed I would just slay ass and dominate a seinfeld trivia night and everyone would carry me out of the bar on their shoulders for being such an awesome seinfeld fan, etc etc and so on and so forth. Ā and then someone, probably biff, posted some sample questions from a trivia night and I think I went 0-for-5. Ā it was humbling.Ā
June 30, 20223 yr Ā The bank? It burned. It's gone! You know what you wanna do is go down to forty-ninth street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr. Fleming. He'll help you.
July 1, 20223 yr 13 hours ago, futureman said: from where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish! Mammal.Ā
July 1, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said: Whatever. The way he delivers this line is one of the great moments in Seinfeld history.
July 1, 20223 yr Just now, Cheeseweasel said: The way he delivers this line is one of the great moments in Seinfeld history. I always figured it was a callback to All in the Family when Archie used to refer the the Reverend Felcher as āFletcherā and, when he was corrected, that was his response.
July 3, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, futureman said: maybe the cows tip āem off when theyāre milking them.Ā prescient Edited July 3, 20223 yr by Biff Tannen timely? whichever is correct
July 4, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, NorthLoop said: Goodbye Norman! The homage to the farmerās daughter joke was brilliant. You knew as soon as Newman showed up on that doorstep exactly how that bit was going to end. It makes you wonder. Was The Keys and Kramerās trip to California, and Jerry and George going after him, and Kramer approaching Fred Savage, and appearing on Murphy Brown, a Seinfeldean homage to the season of I Love Lucy where the Ricardos and Mertzes went to Hollywood?
July 4, 20223 yr 18 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: It makes you wonder. Was The Keys and Kramerās trip to California, and Jerry and George going after him, and Kramer approaching Fred Savage, and appearing on Murphy Brown, a Seinfeldean homage to the season of I Love Lucy where the Ricardos and Mertzes went to Hollywood? I thought that was obvious?
July 6, 20223 yr Remember my friend Adam from Detroit? Yeah, the guy with the flat head. He's a cube!
July 6, 20223 yr I really wanted to know Ray's story about him and the statue.Ā He was so excited to talk to Jerry about it at first. "I can't believe you asked me about that statue!Ā Do you know how much trouble you could have gotten me into?" Pawn shop, singapore...god knows where that story was going! Edited July 6, 20223 yr by Biff Tannen
July 10, 20223 yr Had a lobster bisque from soup nazi yesterday. Bread was included at no extra charge.
July 10, 20223 yr Youāre pushing youāre luck, little man! As an aside, there was a new place opened nearby called Zoup! awhile back, pre-pandemic, a soup-centric...what they call an āeateryā...and I went there once. Once. They suck.Ā
July 11, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, futureman said: gazpacho, por favor. ¿Por favor? ... ”Adios muchacho!
July 11, 20223 yr ¿Por favor? ... ”Adios muchacho!You're pushing your luck, little manSent from my SM-S906U using Tapatalk
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