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All that stuff is so small. It’s stupid.

(I have started to think season 8 is the funniest. Not the most original or inventive because the characters are well entrenched. But it doesn’t quite yet “insist upon itself” and it’s rather pure comedy rooted in the accepted and established absurdity of the characters and concept). And some of the best one-off characters with no expectation they ever show up again. Good examples: Brody the bootlegger. Man hands. The bizarro cast. Brilliant and just plain funny.

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He went down at the Beekman. He tried to lam, but they cheesed him!

Man, the writing on the Keith Hernandez episodes is so good.  The whole relationship reversal (or whatever) thing with Jerry and Keith is hysterical.  And also intertwined with Vandelay Industries and George trying to fool the unemployment office.  So good.

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Man, the writing on the Keith Hernandez episodes is so good.  The whole relationship reversal (or whatever) thing with Jerry and Keith is hysterical.  And also intertwined with Vandelay Industries and George trying to fool the unemployment office.  So good.

Kamer and Newman instantly stepping in and being psyched to help him move is great, too.

1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I can produce Keith Hernandez right here within the hour.

I love how she wants to pawn her daughter off on George, a guy who she knows is unemployed and somehow can't find a job and is trying to scam his way into an extension of unemployment benefits.  Thanks mom.

Pretty sure the daughter is wearing the allergy sweater in the car. 

Hey Lieutenant?  This was found on her person.

On her person?  What kind of expression is that?

What do you mean in my own words? Who's words are they gonna be?

On 7/15/2022 at 2:23 PM, Biff Tannen said:

You can do it and you will do it.

No, I can't.

You can and you will.

okay. 

I’m out there six days a week hauling Yoo Hoo. We’ve sacrificed everything. All for our little bubble boy.

No I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector

There's nothing finer than being in your diner?

What, you rented Home Alone?

Yeah.

I thought you saw that already?

No, I saw Home Alone 2.

Oh, right.  But you hated it!

Well I was lost!  I never saw the first one!

The old man got to me

Okay, from what I know about you, your brain consists of two parts: the intellect, represented here. And the part obsessed with sex. Now granted, you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap.

 

Cross posting from the Jeopardy! thread, this was Final Jeopardy yesterday:

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An aria from this opera says, "Put on your costume & apply make-up to your face. The people pay & they want to laugh"

I only knew it because of Seinfeld.

3 hours ago, WBT said:

An aria from this opera says, "Put on your costume & apply make-up to your face. The people pay & they want to laugh"

What is Borax?

5 hours ago, WBT said:

 

Cross posting from the Jeopardy! thread, this was Final Jeopardy yesterday:

I only knew it because of Seinfeld.

Pagliacci!

He could’ve dropped acid when you weren’t looking!

On 7/19/2022 at 10:37 PM, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

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You like saying “Gortex”, don’t you?

Excuse me….Are you an entertainer? Are you in show business?

What, do I have to spell it out for ya? He was moving on her like the storm-troopers into Poland.

1 hour ago, McCroskey said:

look at this…they are redoing the Cloud Club!

That was my idea too!

 

Side note: my wife does this all the time.  Claims all these inventions and ideas were hers.  In fairness, one of them was (a POS system in the early 2000s that was way ahead of its time and actually got chosen by a McComb's professor to get sent to the patent office, but they couldn't afford it), but I always like to quote Jerry when she brings these things up.

 

Which part? The renovating the restaurant you don't own part, or spending the 200 million you don't have part?

That shirt... where'd you get that shirt?

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On 7/20/2022 at 9:19 AM, WBT said:

 

Cross posting from the Jeopardy! thread, this was Final Jeopardy yesterday:

I only knew it because of Seinfeld.

What is Tungsten, or Wolfram?

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