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#6603
2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

So you didn't get the job?

No, but I was the only one at the table that didn't get violently ill.

Say it comes down to me and one other guy. He's got a nice quiet suit and I'm WOOSHING ALL OVER THE PLACE!

#6613
12 hours ago, texanbychoice said:


Jerry, he's a conductor.

Oh conductor. He conducts the Policeman's Benevolent Association Orchestra.

#6616
1 hour ago, pokeNbeans said:

Oh conductor. He conducts the Policeman's Benevolent Association Orchestra.

You should see him do Flight of the Bumblebee.

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#6619

feel like I’ve seen it before but it’s been a while.  so brilliant.  eduardo corrochio reference.  “Roydlick, E”…

just absolutely incredible. 

#6625

I once talked to the reverend Sun Myung Moon. He bought two Jesus statues from me. He's a hell of a nice guy.  Ever see that face on him? It was like a biiiiig apple pie.

#6630

I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutiae of every single daily event...

#6635

I had forgotten this was the same episode when George met the female prisoner, Celia.  

Does she have any plans after she's released?

#6638
2 hours ago, McCroskey said:

I had forgotten this was the same episode when George met the female prisoner, Celia.  

Does she have any plans after she's released?

I also like how George only avoided being arrested because the cops just assumed the other guy was George because he was bald.  No ID necessary.

#6646
42 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Your nickname's Koko? One of the girls down at the maid service is named Coco.

that girl’s all right….

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