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So you didn't get the job?

No, but I was the only one at the table that didn't get violently ill.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

So you didn't get the job?

No, but I was the only one at the table that didn't get violently ill.

Say it comes down to me and one other guy. He's got a nice quiet suit and I'm WOOSHING ALL OVER THE PLACE!

You know honey, for an unadvertised sale you’re doing a lot of yapping about it!

How about Joan?

 

 

Ah come on, I'm eating here.

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But you will use...a retractor?

12 hours ago, texanbychoice said:


Jerry, he's a conductor.

Oh conductor. He conducts the Policeman's Benevolent Association Orchestra.

2 hours ago, WBT said:

But you will use...a retractor?

I have to.

1 hour ago, pokeNbeans said:

Oh conductor. He conducts the Policeman's Benevolent Association Orchestra.

You should see him do Flight of the Bumblebee.

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feel like I’ve seen it before but it’s been a while.  so brilliant.  eduardo corrochio reference.  “Roydlick, E”…

just absolutely incredible. 

Well, you know, don’t argue with the body, Jerry…that’s an argument you can’t win.

Billy Mumphrey's Downfall would be a great name for a 90's cover band.

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I once talked to the reverend Sun Myung Moon. He bought two Jesus statues from me. He's a hell of a nice guy.  Ever see that face on him? It was like a biiiiig apple pie.

I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking apartment every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutiae of every single daily event...

Even "I" am not above the policy.

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I had forgotten this was the same episode when George met the female prisoner, Celia.  

Does she have any plans after she's released?

plans.   schemes…

she’s very smart.  very… crafty.  

2 hours ago, McCroskey said:

I had forgotten this was the same episode when George met the female prisoner, Celia.  

Does she have any plans after she's released?

I also like how George only avoided being arrested because the cops just assumed the other guy was George because he was bald.  No ID necessary.

On 8/14/2022 at 9:34 AM, Biff Tannen said:

George because he was bald. 

I hope you emphasized the WAS in this sentence. 

42 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Your nickname's Koko? One of the girls down at the maid service is named Coco.

that girl’s all right….

Kruger would never allow two Kokos.  

Sounds like he runs a real tight ship.

Look at George.  He's giving it to T-bone.

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