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I don't think so, but I like where your bobblehead is at.  Some guys mentioned by name only (probably due to scheduling conflicts or having been dead for 50 years).  Some guys on camera but never named individually.  And a number of guys got both.  

And then you got your truly rare instance.  Phil Rizzuto.  Mentioned by name, multiple times.  Voice heard over the visual shot.  But not his physical self (even though he was alive and well at the time). HOLY COW!

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I don’t think his name was mentioned.

OF has to be Mantle, Ken Griffey Jr, and DiMaggio.

Good call.  Actually fuck Bonds, that steroid freak pussy.  Mantle at DH, Dimaggio and Ruth out there with Griffey.
And it was Irabu, but it was Frank yelling it out in the courtroom during finale when Steinbrenner was on the stand.

Fuck I went right past this one…

I’m struggling to come up with 3rd basemen.

OF is absolutely loaded.

“What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?”

5 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

I don’t think his name was mentioned.

OF has to be Mantle, Ken Griffey Jr, and DiMaggio.


Fuck I went right past this one…

Oh then mention his name.  He's a regular "talking Nixon"

if your name isn't mentioned, but you appear-obviously Jeter is the SS.  But 2b, 3b, and SP are harder than you'd think.  

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I would also put Mattingly at 1B over Hernandez, but no one is going to replace Gehrig.

1 hour ago, McCroskey said:

I’m struggling to come up with 3rd basemen.

OF is absolutely loaded.

“What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?”

I don't think there are any at 3B

Surely in all those Yankee/Met talks, one fucking guy played one fucking game at 3b?  We also need to decide on a SP.  I'm not not stealing your ideas to win a contest or anything, I swear.  Showalter and I have an understanding.......................and Mattingly just split his pants /ripMcCarver

How could you give $12 million dollars to Hideki Irabu?!?

Is manager Billy Martin or Buck? Or Lou Piniella?

Or Billy Martin?
5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, I didn't wanna cheat and look it up.  I was torn between Irabu and Matsui and remembered Matsui probably came to play after the show had ended.  

I don't know how anyone could forget Frank's pronunciation of Hideki Irabu.  The awkward pauses, the stress on certain syllables...it was delicious.

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I would also put Mattingly at 1B over Hernandez, but no one is going to replace Gehrig.

I don't think there are any at 3B

Tons of 1st basemen.  Baseball reference tells me Joe Pepitone and Moose Skowron were also 1st sackers.

I'd roster Mookie as a pinchrunner/defensive replacement.

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Clete Boyer for 3B.  He was also at the fantasy camp.

I'd make Ruth my starting pitcher and free up an OF spot.  No DH.

19 minutes ago, WBT said:

Clete Boyer for 3B.  He was also at the fantasy camp.

I'd make Ruth my starting pitcher and free up an OF spot.  No DH.

Damn, well done on Clete Boyer

Yeah, not only is that an obscure Seinfeld recall, that’s an obscure baseball recall.  Kramer/the writers remembering him before baseball-reference.com is impressive.  Man, that Cosmo is so prolific!

I mean the infielder’s name is Clete?  That’s like a library cop’s name being BookMan!

 

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Oh, just Jane driving back to New York in the middle of the night. 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Oh, just Jane driving back to New York in the middle of the night. 

I WAS IN THE POOL!  I WAS IN THE POOL!

You could probably play Keith at 2nd or 3rd. 

36 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You could probably play Keith at 2nd or 3rd. 

What?  So he can make a critical error and cost the Mets the game?  I don’t think so, Pretty Boy. 

43 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You could probably play Keith at 2nd or 3rd. 

Who the hell does this guy think he is?  

59 minutes ago, ztejas said:

You could probably play Keith at 2nd or 3rd. 

That wouldn't work.  He's lefty, can't go right.

7 minutes ago, WBT said:

That wouldn't work.  He's lefty, can't go right.

What if he pulls a Costanza in the mirror at Play Now and the image is reversed?
 

Right.  Wrong.  Right.  Right.  Wrong.  

Yeah, I can't eat dessert either.  The sugar makes my ankles swell up and I can't dance!

Wouldn't you....like to be a big brother.....to someone....like me?

On 9/9/2022 at 9:31 PM, Biff Tannen said:

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He's a close talker. 

Just sat down at a bar and one of the bartender’s names is Koko.

Now she prob thinks I’m some kind of asshole because I snickered when I saw that simultaneous to her asking me what I wanted to drink.

Check out McCroskey, giving bartender the business.  Hey, what was the name of that monkey who could do sign language?

1 hour ago, McCroskey said:

Just sat down at a bar and one of the bartender’s names is Koko.

guess she moved on from the maid service. 

Ask her how Gammy is doing and you're sure to score

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Ask her how Gammy is doing and you're sure to score

uh excuse me, vice-president WBT, no one cares about her Gammy. 

Ask her how Gammy is doing and you're sure to score

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1 hour ago, McCroskey said:

Just sat down at a bar and one of the bartender’s names is Koko.

Now she prob thinks I’m some kind of asshole because I snickered when I saw that simultaneous to her asking me what I wanted to drink.

That bartender's alright. 

Well then who made the bed?  

Whoah, whoah, whoah.  Let's keep this...sophisticated

Vandelay Industries episode.  When George calls Jerry's apartment after the meeting at the unemployment office to tell him he has to answer "Vandelay Industries" and Kramer hangs up on him.  The audio is perfect.

"Kramer!  Nooooo!" and it cuts off halfway through the No!!!!   

Also, pretty sure the daughter of the unemployment lady is wearing the mohair sweater from the Sniffing Accountant episode.

25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Vandelay Industries

*Corvelay

Art was the original importer/exporter.

 

On 7/14/2022 at 9:08 AM, 4th&Five said:

Pretty sure the daughter is wearing the allergy sweater in the car. 

 

26 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Also, pretty sure the daughter of the unemployment lady is wearing the mohair sweater from the Sniffing Accountant episode.

you liked my post.

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

you liked my post.

You see, you see? I see things as they are and I say, 'no!'

Uh, wait, you see things as they are not and you see, wait, uh, you see things, do you see things as they are? What do you say when you see things?

Biff's reading comprehension is impacted when he embraces his mantra, "Here's to feeling good.....all the time."  

So many great little moments in that bar scene which included the John Hughes Muse...John Kapelos, also that sweater.  But when Michael Richards gets hit in the head by the bar, milks the laugh for the perfect amount of time and then nails the timing on cigarette/beer combo.  I don't know in the hell he pulled that off in just two takes.  And I really never noticed how he walks like Norm from Cheers, plops down and says, "I'll have a brewskie, Charlie!"  The look of disdain from the bartender, "Name's Mitch." 

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I completely forgot that Kramer was molested by a creep in a park.

 

Somebody sent me this link today.  I remember Jerry and Elaine talking about this bit, but I don't remember him doing it in the club closing credits:

The "World domination yeah, whose donuts are those?" makes me cry:

 

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