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That’s what makes this so difficult. 

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3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I don't even really work here.

EDIT - Dang. Lobo beat me to the response.  Here's Kramer eating crackers instead.

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That's what makes this so difficult

 

edit: damn you lobo

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Which by the way...was for two

it’s an eyelash!  make a wish. 

-I don’t want to. 

make a wish. 

-didn’t come true. 

i think a seinfed reboot season when they are all in their late 60's early 70's would be incredible.

4 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

i think a seinfed reboot season when they are all in their late 60's early 70's would be incredible.

It would have to be sans Kramer or the SJW crowd would lose their shit 

he was pretty great in the Danny Duberstein episode of curb.

 

Ukraine is game to you!?!?!

5 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

he was pretty great in the Danny Duberstein episode of curb.

 

Ukraine is game to you!?!?!

I duberstein’d the shit outta that room. 

Sorry wrong show.

is there anything to drink here, or is that like a stupid question?

The stage was on a cliff and the audience was throwing all the comics off.

 

 

 I think I’ve played there.

Cleveland 117, San Antonio 109.  

On August 3, 2018 at 3:30 PM, NorthLoop said:

It would have to be sans Kramer or the SJW crowd would lose their shit 

Wrong. You're projecting. 

Yeah, nobody really seemed to mind when he was on a handful of Curb episodes a few years back.  And he was basically playing himself (in most scenes-he was just in preproduction and hanging out on the lot and with Larry), which should more offensive than reviving Kramer who everybody loves.  If he could get away with that, he can surface again and play Kramer.  

I go out to the garbage and I find you a cat in 15 seconds. 

You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift. 

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56 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

No, no, he's out!  He got out!

Conjugal visit sex?

No...Fugitive Sex! 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Conjugal visit sex?

No...Fugitive Sex! 

she’s very smart, very... crafty.  

It's like an eclipse.  You get a sense of it, and then you look away! 

You know they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.

Well that's really not fair.

i like horses.  maybe i could be a stableboy.

then mr seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point mr costanza scooped ice out of mr seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up.  then mr costanza remarked to me, “this never happened.”

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

then mr seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point mr costanza scooped ice out of mr seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up.  then mr costanza remarked to me, “this never happened.”

 I know it sounds pretty glamorous, but it’s business as usual at Kramerica.

As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

That's right folks. I've just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't even smell. 

What about sex?

She likes talking during sex.

Oh... dirty talking?

No. Just chitchat, movies, current events, regular stuff.

On 8/7/2018 at 4:23 PM, Art Vandelay said:

As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.

And with Darin's help, we'll get that chicken. 

I mean, I feel like I had two lives. My pre-mousse and now, I begin my post-mousse. Hey, tell me the truth,

have you ever seen a better looking guy?

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Lemon tree!

how do you solve a problem like maria

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