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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Has anyone else ever wondered how Puddy managed to install a garbage disposal below the shower? Especially in an old apartment building. It doesn’t seem like it would fit beneath the floor, or between floors in an apartment. Even if it did, wouldn’t it require tearing out the floor pretty extensively? It almost seems like the floor would need to be raised to fit it, an even more extensive job, and Kramer might not fit since he’s so tall and I doubt those apartments have high ceilings.

No

50 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

flash quiz:

Besides being a made-up horse name by George, when else would the name "Prickly Pete" surface on Seinfeld?  

I believe you mean Slippery Pete.  Yeah, I don't care for the name either.

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2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I believe you mean Slippery Pete.  Yeah, I don't care for the name either.

oh he’s the best.  and the worst…

That was my mail order bride!

Believe me, that kid’s gonna be called Soda. 

On 11/30/2022 at 9:43 AM, 'stache said:

Has anyone else ever wondered how Puddy managed to install a garbage disposal below the shower? Especially in an old apartment building. It doesn’t seem like it would fit beneath the floor, or between floors in an apartment. Even if it did, wouldn’t it require tearing out the floor pretty extensively? It almost seems like the floor would need to be raised to fit it, an even more extensive job, and Kramer might not fit since he’s so tall and I doubt those apartments have high ceilings.

Obviously you've never installed a Clarkman.

The food is atrocious but the busboys are the best in the city. 

On 11/30/2022 at 12:34 PM, futureman said:

oh he’s the best.  and the worst…

Oh you mean "the holes."

10 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It feels like we're stealing it.

I definitely thought we were stealing it.

Jerry, I've been preparing for this moment...my entire life.  

13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It feels like we're stealing it.

 

2 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I definitely thought we were stealing it.

Where are the pizza ovens?

You can't have people shoving their arms into a 600 degree oven. 

8 minutes ago, 'stache said:

You can't have people shoving their arms into a 600 degree oven. 

It's all supervised!

In the airport episode, the first time they get re-routed from LaGuardia back to JFK, George says they have 45 minutes.  The two airports are 9.5 miles apart, as the crow flies.  Why would it take the plane 45 minutes to get there?

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also, they're having in flight meal service flying between LaGuardia and JFK?

In the airport episode, the first time they get re-routed from LaGuardia back to JFK, George says they have 45 minutes.  The two airports are 9.5 miles apart, as the crow flies.  Why would it take the plane 45 minutes to get there?

I’m gonna say they never discussed accuracy and went with a number that would make sense and go over most people’s heads.
5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Jerry, I've been preparing for this moment...my entire life.  

I’m never gonna have a child.  if I lose this frogger high score, that’s it for me. 

10 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m never gonna have a child.  if I lose this frogger high score, that’s it for me. 

GLC must live on!

14 hours ago, McCroskey said:

Do you know how much duty is?

They just write it off.

16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

In the airport episode, the first time they get re-routed from LaGuardia back to JFK, George says they have 45 minutes.  The two airports are 9.5 miles apart, as the crow flies.  Why would it take the plane 45 minutes to get there?

15 minutes to push back and taxi, 15 minutes in air circling Long Island, 15 minutes to taxi and reach gate?  But yes, the meal service was beyond bizarre.  I once got rerouted due to severe fog from Harlingen to McAllen.  Still managed to finish two drinks in that short window.  Not proud of it, but it ain't a problem if you're at altitude. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

GLC must live on!

Without googling it, what was George Costanza's middle name?  For bonus points, what was the name of his brother who was never mentioned again after Season 1? 

Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone!

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

Big Stein wants an eggplant calzone!

I heard what you did in the parking lot, big boy, and it is in-ex-cus-able.

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Louis

Yep.  I'm actually stumped on his brother's name.  I'm the worst at the early seasons.  I remember they mentioned he had a brother, but not a name.

I watched The Airport last night and I absolutely never remembered it being mentioned that Elaine had a sister in St Louis. Was that ever mentioned before or ever again outside of that one episode?

5 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

I watched The Airport last night and I absolutely never remembered it being mentioned that Elaine had a sister in St Louis. Was that ever mentioned before or ever again outside of that one episode?

Elaine talks to her on the phone in The Pick when her nephew ostensibly steals the nipple slip christmas card to jerk off to.

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it's actually the next episode after The Airport

Elaine talks to her on the phone in The Pick when her nephew ostensibly steals the nipple slip christmas card to jerk off to.

I could use a copy of that card myself.

I JUST SAW EEN AGAIN!  He's one of the chefs in the restaurant when Elaine confronts the other chef about her Botticelli shoes.  That dude is in like 4-5 episodes.

He was actually the stand in for Michael Richards. He’s on the Kramer reality tour as well. It’s pretty great how many people they used multiple times. Even girlfriends played different roles. So did Jackie Chiles. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

So did Jackie Chiles. 

That is accusatory, defamatory, and downright inflammatory.  Take it back right his minute while I have a sip of this delicious beverage.  /holdmycalls

The pig says, "My wife is a slut." 

I'd like to see that complaint get rectified!

Why is this supposed to be funny?

"Ha! It's merely a commentary on contemporary mores"

But what is the comment?

"It's a slice of life"

No, it isn't.

"Pun?"

I don't think so!

"Volstein"

That's not even a word!  You have no idea what this is, do you?

"No!"

Then why did you print it?!? 

Everything with you has to be so....jokey.

8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Then why did you print it?!? 

I like the kitty. 

Yet another episode that gets three quotes weekly in the Lobo household.  

My wife will look at me like Elaine and Jerry when she first shows him the cartoon, "DO YOU?!?" if I say I get something she was explaining to me.

One of us will frequently say to the other if an attempt at humor falls flat with us or the kids, "Everything with you has to be so...jokey?"  

And then I'll just mumble periodically, "I like the kitty"    The way that dude from the Jefferson's handles himself in that scene is just gold.  he goes from smarmy condescension to childish delight without changing facial expression or body language, just the flutter of a slight tinge to his vocal tone and pacing.  

And then let's just get this out there.  When Elaine comes over after the all-nighter.  And Jerry makes fun of her for not cleaning herself up before leaving the house...just look at her...it's like Top 10 sexiest JLD moments.  Yeah, the scarf and coat and boots aren't flattering, but look at her face and hair...it's actually pretty fucking sexy.  

fuck Sally Weaver.  We workshopped it, she's boring.

7 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

And then let's just get this out there.  When Elaine comes over after the all-nighter.  And Jerry makes fun of her for not cleaning herself up before leaving the house...just look at her...it's like Top 10 sexiest JLD moments.  Yeah, the scarf and coat and boots aren't flattering, but look at her face and hair...it's actually pretty fucking sexy.  

fuck Sally Weaver.  We workshopped it, she's boring.

Agree to disagree. 
 

 

You don't think Elaine looks accidentally hot in that scene with the cartoon delivery to Jerry?  Dah fuH?  

As Kramer would say to the question of "But you know me!"..................I thought I did! 

Just now, YGIFS said:

You don't think Elaine looks accidentally hot in that scene with the cartoon delivery to Jerry?  Dah fuH?  

As Kramer would say to the question of "But you know me!"..................I thought I did! 

I mean, she’s kinda accidentally hot in every scene, so point taken. I watched the ketchup secret scene today. Great googly moogly. 

13 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Yet another episode that gets three quotes weekly in the Lobo household.

Top 5 quotes used in the CW household:

  • It's not a lie if you believe it
  • Hoochie Mama
  • George is getting angry
  • Serenity Now
  • I'm out!

How would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now and shoved it down your throat?

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