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What everyone does here. Cooking pork chops. 

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Man, that's a lotta potatoes!  

yeah, those civil servants who risk their lives have really got it made…

14 hours ago, futureman said:

yeah, those civil servants who risk their lives have really got it made…

Because the mail never stops! It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up! It's relentless! 

And you’re a postman I know!!!

Damn you and your mid-morning recall!   

49 minutes ago, futureman said:

it's pretty hot under these lights, huh, seinfeld?

Actually I'm quite comfortable.

16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

How would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now and shoved it down your throat?

The funny thing about the animosity between George and "Kramer" is that it was based on real-life (early on) tension between Michael Richards and Larry David.

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3 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

The funny thing about the animosity between George and "Kramer" is that it was based on real-life (early on) tension between Michael Richards and Larry David.

I did not know that.  Weird.  Wild.

53 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I did not know that.  Weird.  Wild.

Well obviously it wasn't to the extent that they portrayed in "Jerry", but of course Michael Richards is notoriously a little grouchy and apparently Larry David really was trying to give him a few performance tips like what George was doing with "Kramer" and it rubbed Richards the wrong way.

1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Well obviously it wasn't to the extent that they portrayed in "Jerry", but of course Michael Richards is notoriously a little grouchy and apparently Larry David really was trying to give him a few performance tips like what George was doing with "Kramer" and it rubbed Richards the wrong way.

I believed you.

It looks like you put a lot of work into this.

Well, in college they called me "The Little Bulldog".

13 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

What the hell is a velvet fog?

I think that's the tops...

1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I can’t watch a man sing a song…

fify only because it's one of my faves.

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

fify only because it's one of my faves.

Shit I can’t believe I messed that up. I use that quote (correctly) all the time. Can’t believe I posted it incorrectly…

4 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Shit I can’t believe I messed that up. I use that quote (correctly) all the time. Can’t believe I posted it incorrectly…

I can’t be with someone like me. I hate myself!

5 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

I can’t listen to a man sing a song…

What is the context of this quote?  I can't remember it for the life of me.

When you're smiling, when you're smiling, the whole world smiles with youuuuuuuuuu

You know, they come in once, it's like they're addicted.

You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought the farm!

2 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought the farm!

TRACTOR!

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh hey, rafe.

The voice Jerry does is one of my favorite Jerry moments. “I better get to a doctor, bye”

I bet she stole a tractor!

I'm sure she's a little self-conscious and doesn't like to talk about it

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Toe thumbs

Man-Hands?  

hands a little smelly?

Besides his awesome singing voice and that he's like a foot shorter than everyone else in the ad, it's hard to believe Jason Alexander is still in his late 20's in that fucking commercial.  I didn't know it at the time we rented it from Benny's Video in Countryside, IL (because despite being just a few miles out of Chicago proper, we still didn't have a Blockbuster Video).  But in Pretty Woman, his breakout role, he still wasn't 30 yet.  Now, because my dad is dead...he's the male I most identify with on this planet.  Somebody please tell me what the fuck is going on.  

Happy Festivus, everybody.  I got a lotta problems with you people!  

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