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I've been asking around, they didn't even have any kids!

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Parsippany, New Jersey!  

Let's go!

 

The names of the suburbs of New York crack me up.

23 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Parsippany, New Jersey!  

Let's go!

 

The names of the suburbs of New York crack me up.

What's so funny about Scarsdale?  Nothing funny about that.  

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

What's so funny about Scarsdale?  Nothing funny about that.  

Well it was a surprise. 

He’s a friend of a friend. You know Corky Ramirez up on 94th street? Well, one day we were playing Pachenko….

Same episode:

Do I scare you?

NO… a little.

^

My father lived near that street in the late 80's/early 90's but I don't remember much about it.  But now as I visit and do business there and got to know the city better, I began to appreciate the little New York jokes they drop subtly.  they never hit you over the head with it, but of course in one of the whitest neighborhoods in New York, the Upper West Side/Manhattan Valley...of course Kramer and a guy named fucking Corky find an underground illegal Japanese gambling parlor.  

Between you and me, I think your country is placing a lot of importance on shoe removal.

[Speaking in Korean....]

"Which means, 'this guy...... this isn't my type of guy'...."

*is not

OK, that's it!  Where's my tail?  I heard every word.  You've got some nerve!

Plan 9 from Outer Space is on TCM tomorrow at 1:30pm

2 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

Plan 9 from Outer Space is on TCM tomorrow at 1:30pm

Take me to your leader

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14 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Take me to your leader

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What'd you come down here for then?

To tell you about the Portuguese waitress...

Welcome back...

10 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

What'd you come down here for then?

To tell you about the Portuguese waitress...

Welcome back...

Mathematically I had to do it

What’s she making?

I don’t know but I’m sure it had parents. 

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

What’s she making?

I don’t know but I’m sure it had parents. 

This was always a weird flex to me. The whole “men don’t eat salads” thing. Like, ok, I never thought about salad being a gender specific food, but ok. 

it's a full bird, stuffed with ham, topped with gorgonzola.

Thanks for mutton. 
 

 

 

What are you doing here?

What everyone does here: cooking pork chops!

Edited by Biff Tannen

It's actually a line my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This was always a weird flex to me. The whole “men don’t eat salads” thing. Like, ok, I never thought about salad being a gender specific food, but ok. 

That’s exactly what someone who only eats salad would say.

It's a salad, only bigger, with lots of stuff in it.

(Kramer preparing salad in the shower), "Hey, how do you make those radish roses?" 

George (in Portuguese), "Eh, doie cafes e um ensalat grande por favor"  

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There is no problem. Just a small miscommunication whereby you thanked her instead of the person actually responsible for purchasing of the big salad.

(Jerry tears off a piece of lettuce from the head to illustrate something to George)

(and now the salad/roughage posts are complete)

10 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

(Jerry tears off a piece of lettuce from the head to illustrate something to George)

(and now the salad/roughage posts are complete)

The intellect...represented here

Granted, you have extracted a tremendous amount from this little........

48 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The intellect...represented here

and the part obsessed with sex.

How about "Punchable Faces of Seinfeld." Just saw this episode which is why it came to mind.

Seinfeld meme desperado comes on on Bingeclock

Brett said you ran away from him like he was the boogety man

You know, when you really stop and think about it.  There wasn't a single character on Seinfeld that was truly unlikable.  Sure, folks we mocked and the core four hated, but who was really a deplorable?  Even the two serial killers made me smile.

15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You know, when you really stop and think about it.  There wasn't a single character on Seinfeld that was truly unlikable.  Sure, folks we mocked and the core four hated, but who was really a deplorable?  Even the two serial killers made me smile.

joel hornick.

Get the fuck outta here, Joel Hornick.  Just a nice guy with some tickets looking to get some ass.  Maybe not super likable, but not hate-worthy.  

11 minutes ago, futureman said:

joel hornick.

Go see his show!

31 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

You know, when you really stop and think about it.  There wasn't a single character on Seinfeld that was truly unlikable.  Sure, folks we mocked and the core four hated, but who was really a deplorable?  Even the two serial killers made me smile.

The karate instructor was a real piece of shit. Who the fuck would allow a grown ass man to beat up on kids like that?

7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The karate instructor was a real piece of shit. Who the fuck would allow a grown ass man to beat up on kids like that?

Do you even Kobra Kai asshole?  

31 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The karate instructor was a real piece of shit. Who the fuck would allow a grown ass man to beat up on kids like that?

They're all at the same skill level.

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Get the fuck outta here, Joel Hornick.  Just a nice guy with some tickets looking to get some ass.  Maybe not super likable, but not hate-worthy.  

hornick was a piece of shit.  you're just trolling.

10 minutes ago, futureman said:

hornick was a piece of shit.  you're just trolling.

He definitely hated turkey roll. 

Yeah, he was a little creepy and pushy...but harmless in the end.  At least he never drugged a woman in order to play with her toys; ya fucking sickie.

15 hours ago, YGIFS said:

You know, when you really stop and think about it.  There wasn't a single character on Seinfeld that was truly unlikable.  Sure, folks we mocked and the core four hated, but who was really a deplorable?  Even the two serial killers made me smile.

I disagree.

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Sally Weaver?  How could you not like Sally Weaver?  Sure she sucked and was annoying as shit, but it was her hack act that gave us Newman's finest hour.  Sometimes the foils brings us the spoils.  

I’M STARVING. AND IF IT'S PEANUT BUTTER I’M GONNA SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE!

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38 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Bubble boy needed to be punched in the face, too.

He was right though. Moors.

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