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12 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

almost a faux documentary style where it would be following Jerry around during the day showing how he got his ideas for his stand-up.

Obviously they gave in on that point, but I thought it was pretty interesting that they wanted to do that, given that about ~10 years later that became the de facto format for sitcoms with The Office (BBC and NBC), Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, Always Sunny, etc., etc.

arrested development and always sunny?  

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Your callback knowledge of completely unrelated information is beyond impressive.  I can do quotes and can truly dissect a Larry David denouement (he is truly a master in that will be remembered above Fitzgerald).  But you can remember apartment numbers, addresses, colors of articles of clothing, etc.  It's beyond impressive.  You're like a worthless Rain Man.  Instead of using your skills to fleece casinos, you win pub trivia for a prize which I can only assume is a tenderloin, a salad, and a baked potato at 9:00p but for early bird pricing.  

9 hours ago, futureman said:

arrested development and always sunny?  

Was more referencing the single-camera / no studio audience / no laugh track portion there.

How about an intercourse hello? How would that be?

Sex, that’s easy. It’s meaningless. I can understand that. But dinner? That’s heavy. That’s like an hour.

Speaking of that...you got eleven minutes?  

(22 years of sex later, I still use that line on my wife.  She has probably deleted it from her phone 37 times /csb) 

The thought of JLD riding me (she said he could just lie there) gets me hard to this day.

I wouldn't just lie there but I would definitely let her be on top and direct traffic.  No way I could keep myself from grabbing some ass then some breasts.  But she strikes me as somebody that doesn't want anybody else to influence the pace with a lot of superfluous handplay.   

I'm not a physically violent man.  Brad Hall could whisk my children outta the street from being hit by a bus just a second before certain death.  And I would still sit him down on the curb to thank him, but end up beating the living shit out of him in front of my own daughters.  

4 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The thought of JLD riding me (she said he could just lie there) gets me hard to this day.

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4 hours ago, 'stache said:

The thought of JLD riding me (she said he could just lie there) gets me hard to this day.

Specifically she said he could read the paper.

I feel like my old self again.  Totally inadequate, completely insecure...paranoid, neurotic...it's a pleasure!

15 hours ago, 'stache said:

The thought of JLD riding me (she said he could just lie there) gets me hard to this day.

She's quite breathtaking. 

My wife uses Alexa for an alarm clock. When we say “Alexa stop” she tells us the time and weather. I wonder if Feldman ever got paid for his brilliant idea or if Bezos just stole it.

Haven't you done enough already?  

Wow, she was a fucking smoke-show in that episode.  

15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Haven't you done enough already?  

Wow, she was a fucking smoke-show in that episode.  

Leather jacket and curly hair.  Yes please.

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Leather jacket and curly hair.  Yes please.

I'm not gonna ask what it cost.  When you're ready...you'll tell me.

Alright, can we cool it with the pee-pipe talk here?

Hey everybody, grab a bucket!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your name's Benes, your hair, and you kept taking me to those Spanish restaurants.

I don't think we should be talking about this 

Someone added a 1 to the 50mph sign by me. Made me chuckle. 
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i did not realize George Harrison was in a Seinfeld episode.  God bless.  

15 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

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When George turns his hat around.

Chef's kiss.

Apparently she doesn’t think much of this George fellow… I recall the word “loser” peppered throughout the conversation…

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't get it.

they think the killers sound like jerry. 

6 hours ago, futureman said:

they think the killers sound like jerry. 

Well they are dumbasses.

And just (point, point), have fun! 

 

Also-you will never see Joe Mayo and Congressman Ronny Jackson (R-TX) at the same party.  Prove me wrong.

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He was strutting around the coffee shop like Stein Erickson.

You should've seen the look on her face. It was the same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist.

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