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It's like dating "Mad Libs"

 

Kramer, listen to me. I'm never going to have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me.

32 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Little Snowball? He runs on batteries!

I use this every time I see a tiny dog.

Prediction!...you'll be calling me to ask if you can come and visit Farfel before the month is out.

Oh yes. Yes, he's in the, he's in the baggage compartment. I don't know why they won't let him sit up here with me. He's a lot better behaved than most of the dregs you find onboard here.

What do I need to talk for? To blab to the neighbors about how George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend.

50 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 It's Frank and Estelle's reaction of hearing George's man love towards she-Jerry.

thought it was kramers

33 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

thought it was kramers

it’s a kramer quote

that’s a rather clever jab at inter-office politics, don’t you think?

a Slice of life?  

One doesn't dissect Gossamer.  

well you don’t have to dissect it if you could just tell me why this is supposed to be funny.  

 So, ah then, I ah had to kill him and ah, well the police are still looking for me.

Everything with you always has to be so jokey

 He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his

one true love..

2 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

It's like he's some kind of svenjolly.....

Well maybe he's got a cheerful mental hold on you.

I like to encourage intruders 

I'm not leaving the premises without tote bags.  I was promised tote bags and tote bags I shall have!

Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are
to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.

 If only you could put your mind to something worthwhile. You're like Lex Luthor.

24 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

What a pear shaped loser.

that “pear shaped loser” was me!!

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