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#709

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It's like dating "Mad Libs"

#721

Prediction!...you'll be calling me to ask if you can come and visit Farfel before the month is out.

#722

Oh yes. Yes, he's in the, he's in the baggage compartment. I don't know why they won't let him sit up here with me. He's a lot better behaved than most of the dregs you find onboard here.

#724

What do I need to talk for? To blab to the neighbors about how George has a new fem-Jerry friend or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend.

#726
50 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 It's Frank and Estelle's reaction of hearing George's man love towards she-Jerry.

thought it was kramers

#730

a Slice of life?  

One doesn't dissect Gossamer.  

#734

Everything with you always has to be so jokey

#739

 He could've had any woman in the world.. but none could match the beauty of his own hand.. and that became his

one true love..

#743

I like to encourage intruders 

#747

Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are
to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.

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