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On 4/17/2023 at 9:51 PM, WBT said:

Is this customary in your legal system?

No.

That's what makes it a humorous situation...

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By the way, what'd you think of Ms. Yoshimura, the network executive.  You think she liked me?  

I think I’m going to watch The Switch this evening.

In the Middle Ages you could get locked up for even suggesting it.

Witchy Woman came on the radio while I was in the car with the wife and kids today. I said, "Oh, which-a woman" and then started laughing out loud. No one else in the car laughed with me. This is a common occurrence in my family.

no CR/ but many of us just realized that Rabbi Glickman speaks exactly like Ron DeSantis and both are from Florida.  Worlds are colliding.  Once you hear it, you will never, ever be the same.  I am freaking the fuck out right now at the simulation.  It's like it knows about my timeshare in Myrtle Beach.  

are you telling me there's not one condo available in all of del boca vista?

22 minutes ago, futureman said:

are you telling me there's not one condo available in all of del boca vista?

Del bisto beppo?

Merlot? Haven’t heard of it. Did they just invent it?

Probably my most used quote. 
 

She’s heard of Merlot. 

A rooster is mentioned specifically  three times on Seinfeld 

-dinner at the Ross’ when Frank inquires poultry proclivities in the coup 

-little Jerry the cockfighter.  
 

what is the third?

Rooster specifically?  I was gonna say Kramerica Industries but I guess that’s a chicken. 

18 minutes ago, futureman said:

Rooster specifically?  I was gonna say Kramerica Industries but I guess that’s a chicken. 

Unfortunately, they don't have one yet. But with Darren's hard work...

Good guesses, fellas.  Also remember that Kenny Rogers Roasters serves delicious chicken, they just don't say what kind.  But look to the Rooster, Elaine.  Look, to the cock.

Also, the color scheme is horrible...but I would be willing to get some of these for next year's tailgate for the Kansas game.  Yes, I am aware the Jayhawk is not the same as a Rooster.  But sorry my favorite show can't have a damn ornithilogical themed shirt for every damn monster of the sky.  

https://www.tvstoreonline.com/products/seinfeld-the-little-jerry-chicken-rooster-t-shirt

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2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Also remember that Kenny Rogers Roasters serves delicious chicken

It's the wood that makes it good.

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Good guesses, fellas.  Also remember that Kenny Rogers Roasters serves delicious chicken, they just don't say what kind.  But look to the Rooster, Elaine.  Look, to the cock.

so... is this the third reference?  

No, that was a reference to the black & white cookie.  If a black and white cock, I mean cookie ever get near Elaine's face...call me

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

A rooster is mentioned specifically  three times on Seinfeld 

Is this a technicality?

Thanksgiving Seinfeld GIF by Crave

That's not a technicality dude, that's a turkey.  Your rods and cones are all messed up! 

37 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That's not a technicality dude, that's a turkey.  Your rods and cones are all messed up! 

Wait. Then who are the Dutch?

Speaking of myriad nations on the show.  I would wipe the floor with any of you in a general geography quiz.  But I would have to pay homage to the fact that a handful of you could beat me at general Seinfeld trivia.  

But try this out...combines geography with Seinfeld plotlines/quotes.  Tougher than it looks, only takes a couple minutes.  Enjoy:

https://www.sporcle.com/games/puckett86/the-bizarro-world/results

oh man, I think I cooked myself…

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How can I go on a cruise without my cabanawear?  

Where the hell are my clothes?  I love those clothes! 

Yeah, why not?  I'm in a good mood here.  

7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Marry me! I'll burn myself. I'll burn my parents!

I never got this quote, but it’s funny. 

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I never got this quote, but it’s funny. 

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Oh but I didn't want the change, Georgie.  I wanted the cashmere.

Do you see it or don't you?  That's the question.

I am very close to naming of my trail-mates “Angry George”. He gets so mad at his wife for texting him on trail and literally said the line today. 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Do you see it or don't you?  That's the question.

now what did you ask me again?

she's got that laugh, what did you say, it's like elmer fudd sitting on a juicer?

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