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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

the children seem to like the clown.  

(always hit a little close to home with me growing up near some of the parents of John Wayne Gacy's victims)

are you quoting marcelino in the bodega?  or something else.

because marcelino does not reference children there.

or is this a line I've missed from "the fire"

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Wasn't it when Jerry was clamoring for him to take down the check off the Bodega counter tap, Marcelino says something like "The children seem to like the eh-clown."  But I guess there's the Favreau clown scene and the sad clown with Crazy Joe Dovola.  

31 minutes ago, futureman said:

are you quoting marcelino in the bodega?  or something else.

because marcelino does not reference children there.

or is this a line I've missed from "the fire"

 

24 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Wasn't it when Jerry was clamoring for him to take down the check off the Bodega counter tap, Marcelino says something like "The children seem to like the eh-clown."  But I guess there's the Favreau clown scene and the sad clown with Crazy Joe Dovola.  

The correct line is “people seem to like the clowns”

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So then the Favreau clown took the idea of a clown on a check and applied it to a business card with a cigar to give to Heather Graham?  

10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So then the Favreau clown took the idea of a clown on a check and applied it to a business card with a cigar to give to Heather Graham?  

Thought it was a Duck with a cigar.

I’m sorry; I don’t understand the Groucho reference. 

3 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

Thought it was a Duck with a cigar.

Yep, it was the logo from "You Bet Your Life".

Ok, let's not get off track here.

What I haven't told you, or anyone else for that matter, is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years.

Kruger would never allow two KoKos!

Sounds like runs a real tight ship.

Somebody's in a bad mood.

Yeah...because of YOU.

Well, then I think one of us should leave!

He said he was going to sew your ass to your face. 

cross posting from the mlb thread

 

I know it was the 90's.  But for the rest of my life, I'll never understand that Jerry shirt.  Like, was it like a subtle commentary on American society or?  

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I know it was the 90's.  But for the rest of my life, I'll never understand that Jerry shirt.  Like, was it like a subtle commentary on American society or?  

yep, he’s a dandy.  he's a real fancy boy. 

9 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I know it was the 90's.  But for the rest of my life, I'll never understand that Jerry shirt.  Like, was it like a subtle commentary on American society or?  

Cabana wear.

You removed all the desacates from all the garments didn't you?  

Man, I am still bummed to hear about that man's real life story.

Also, what the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!?!?!?!?!?

You shouldn't make fun of pigs.

Quickly Elaine, to my archives! 

 

Oh dammit, they changed up the cable channels again! 

is there a captain's hat involved in this at all?  

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

is there a captain's hat involved in this at all?  

She's wearing it in my fantasy.  Wait, what?

As you ram her Cat Stevens? 

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I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.

Ha, never realized how much I like this interaction between George and Susan.  George is so mad.

 

George: I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?
Susan: Well, maybe it's so you can see if there's someone in there.
George: Isn't that why we have locks on the doors?
Susan: Well, as a backup system, in case the lock is broken, you can see if it's taken.
George: A backup system? We're designing bathroom doors with our legs exposed in anticipation of the locks not working? That's not a system. That's a complete breakdown of the system.

What if Pigman had a two-seater?

Come on George, be realistic.

Kramer was right to stick up for George and his hairpiece. It only looked weird to us because we knew only bald George. I think it looked pretty darn good and they'd get used to it eventually. 

I don't like this thing!  And here's what I'm doing with it!  

What you think I mean bald? Bald. BALD bald.

She’s bald?

She’s bald, Jerry!

Well, the thing is, Marisa.  I'm really sort of engaged.  

Vote for best female cameo on "Seinfeld"?  Marisa Tomei is an early nominee.  Others?  And then we vote! 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Well, the thing is, Marisa.  I'm really sort of engaged.  

Vote for best female cameo on "Seinfeld"?  Marisa Tomei is an early nominee.  Others?  And then we vote! 

Are we talking cameo as in famous people at the time?  Or would Courtney Cox count?

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