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No, but she will use part of the money to invest in local businesses that will employ cancer survivors.  First one is called the Lumbar Yard.  

"then diving class started.  Well.......that got a little messy"

 

Kid using looking glass, "Dad, there's somebody swimming in the River."

Dad, "Don't be silly son.  It's probably just a dead body.  You see, when the mob kills somebody, they throw the body into the river."

18 hours ago, miguelito said:

Not shot, dog bite.  Woof woof, not bang bang.

Will it hurt?

Yes, very much.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

He has no home. He's a squirrel.

It's not a pet!  It's a wild invalid!

Other than the Susan engagement, George had a new girlfriend every other week, I would've broken up with her right then and there. Here's 85 cents, see ya.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Other than the Susan engagement, George had a new girlfriend every other week, I would've broken up with her right then and there. Here's 85 cents, see ya.

85 cents?!?  THAT is outrageous!

13 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Other than the Susan engagement, George had a new girlfriend every other week, I would've broken up with her right then and there. Here's 85 cents, see ya.

 Ohhh. another interesting confrontation. This could be spicy.

You kidding me?  I practically raised his kids.

19 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

12 guage. Seems to be the most popular guage. 

You have the 20 gauge, the 12 gauge, and the 10 gauge.

The 10 gauge is the largest. 

That's your full-size, the big boy.  

Whoa, whoa, whoa.  You ain't eating no full size Drake's coffee cake in that amount of time!

6 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You have the 20 gauge, the 12 gauge, and the 10 gauge.

The 10 gauge is the largest. 

Yet the joke was “makes the 10 gauge look like a cap pistol”

Alright, since this whole site is only good for worthless Seinfeld and firearm factoids:

1.  In "The Limo" episode.  Tim, the White Supremacist, pulls out what type of handgun when he assures O'Brien and McMurphy that they're prepared for anything?

2.  In the daydream sequence where the police kill the "Little Cableboy", what type of revolver is used?

3.  What type of pistol does Brody flash to Jerry in the cineplex to help avoid any misunderstandings?  

4.  What other Seinfeld episodes showed a gun on camera?  Could be starter pistol, could be M-16 hoisted by a disturbed veteran.

This of course, will lead us into the discussion of the "lost" Seinfeld episode "The Bet" from Season 2 that never finished shooting due to it being too controversial at the time (show was only in its second season at the time and not yet really pushing the envelope).  

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Alright, since this whole site is only good for worthless Seinfeld and firearm factoids:

1.  In "The Limo" episode.  Tim, the White Supremacist, pulls out what type of handgun when he assures O'Brien and McMurphy that they're prepared for anything?

2.  In the daydream sequence where the police kill the "Little Cableboy", what type of revolver is used?

3.  What type of pistol does Brody flash to Jerry in the cineplex to help avoid any misunderstandings?  

4.  What other Seinfeld episodes showed a gun on camera?  Could be starter pistol, could be M-16 hoisted by a disturbed veteran.

This of course, will lead us into the discussion of the "lost" Seinfeld episode "The Bet" from Season 2 that never finished shooting due to it being too controversial at the time (show was only in its second season at the time and not yet really pushing the envelope).  

1. Trick question. They never pull out a gun, he shows a case full of guns. 
 

The rest: I don’t know anything about guns. Not my favorite thing. 

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

This of course, will lead us into the discussion of the "lost" Seinfeld episode "The Bet" from Season 2 that never finished shooting due to it being too controversial at the time

I’d never known about this… “elaine! to my archives.”  or, google.  interesting stuff.

https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Bet

14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

1. Trick question. They never pull out a gun, he shows a case full of guns. 
 

The rest: I don’t know anything about guns. Not my favorite thing. 

Actually I take this back. They do pull out a gun in addition to the case. 

Told you!  I think it's right before he exits the limo.  And you call yourself a trivia champion.

 

True story, earlier today...I'm on NextDoor which I try to avoid like the plague. I'm getting rid of a bunch of the girls' toys and vehicles and stuff.  And there was a mid-size trampoline that caught my eye that somebody nearby was giving away.  Anyway, I down the give away/take away rabbit hole on there.  A woman in the little town across the road from us said her family bought two chicks months ago to raise in the backyard for eggs.  Well, they were mistaken.  And now they own two full grown roosters and she wants somebody to 'adopt' them.  I mean, I have like ten different ways to go with this post including cockfights illegal only in the united states.  

Kruger would never allow two Little Jerrys.

Sounds like he runs a pretty tight ship down there...

On 7/22/2023 at 10:14 PM, YGIFS said:

Sounds like he runs a pretty tight ship down there...

Whatever.

Kramer telling Elaine to stop dancing is one of the funkiest scenes to me.

On 7/21/2023 at 10:48 PM, YGIFS said:

Alright, since this whole site is only good for worthless Seinfeld and firearm factoids:

1.  In "The Limo" episode.  Tim, the White Supremacist, pulls out what type of handgun when he assures O'Brien and McMurphy that they're prepared for anything?

I just remember that Ava gave a very nice hand massage to the Luger.  With both hands. 

25 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Kramer telling Elaine to stop dancing is one of the funkiest scenes to me.

That ain’t dancing, Sally. 

2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

That ain’t dancing, Sally. 

HIs initial barely verbal reaction is what gets me everytime. They way he asks her to stop. 

 

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28 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well yeah, they only had to go to the next state over.  Their G&A was probably minuscule compared to driving from NY to Michigan.

 

2 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

One family pocketed $7.6 million by taking cans and bottles from Arizona and recycling them in California

https://news.yahoo.com/one-family-pocketed-7-6-221318711.html?guccounter=1

The perps

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They should have brought Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley back to catch Newman using a mail truck for personal gain. 

The Jake Jarmel glasses scandal was always a favorite of mine.  "I just don't want anyone else to have them!"

Desperado guy was the worst.

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Crazy Joe Devola has some great lines.

"Oh it's you.  You scared me."

"Good.  Fear is our most primal emotion."

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Crazy Joe Devola has some great lines.

"Oh it's you.  You scared me."

"Good.  Fear is our most primal emotion."

I took them myself with a telephoto lens. 

14 hours ago, 'stache said:

Desperado guy was the worst.

Dude loved him some Carl Farbman. 

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