August 19, 20187 yr Well, three years is a long time to be married. Edited August 19, 20187 yr by Jive Turkey
August 20, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Art Vandelay said: 4 hours ago, futureman said: that “pear shaped loser” was me!! You have lost a LOT of hair. I AM AWARE!
August 20, 20187 yr Alright George, alright. I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal size neckhole of my finely knit sweater.
August 24, 20187 yr Let's say it comes down to me and one other guy. He's got a nice quiet suit and I'm wooshing all over the place!
August 27, 20187 yr Elaine. Do you remember your dream about having a sexual encounter with the Asian woman?
August 27, 20187 yr 57 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said: Elaine. Do you remember your dream about having a sexual encounter with the Asian woman? Are you urinating a lot again?
August 27, 20187 yr I'm needed a bit of help here. There's a scene where George is talking to someone and then happens to whisper something like "Boy, I really have to go to the bathroom" and someone hears him. Anyone aware of what I'm talking about about?
August 28, 20187 yr 17 hours ago, SimonBolivar said: I'm needed a bit of help here. There's a scene where George is talking to someone and then happens to whisper something like "Boy, I really have to go to the bathroom" and someone hears him. Anyone aware of what I'm talking about about?
August 28, 20187 yr Well I guess I'm going to Seinfeld Scripts and will have to search "bathroom". Hey something to do today at work alright.
August 28, 20187 yr Well that didn't take long. It's in S1E5 "The Stock Tip" At the dry cleaner (Jerry moves up in line, a woman takes his place. George didn't notice) GEORGE: (To woman, thinking she's Jerry) Boy, I have to get to a bathroom. (Woman gives him a look) I don't know why but that to me is just the perfect George moment and something all of us can relate to in one way or another. Edited August 28, 20187 yr by SimonBolivar
August 28, 20187 yr 18 hours ago, SimonBolivar said: I'm needed a bit of help here. There's a scene where George is talking to someone and then happens to whisper something like "Boy, I really have to go to the bathroom" and someone hears him. Anyone aware of what I'm talking about about? Nevermind. You figured it out. Edited August 28, 20187 yr by Cheeseweasel uromysitisis is serious!!!!!!!!
August 28, 20187 yr 5 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Nevermind. You figured it out. What I haven't told you, or anyone else for that matter, is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years.
August 28, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said: What I haven't told you, or anyone else for that matter, is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years. General Chang was a very flamboyant man. A complete failure as a general but a hell of a cook.
August 30, 20187 yr 21 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: We don't care much for the Costanzas. We can't stand them
August 30, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said: They say you grow hair. Looka like Stalin! impotence.
August 31, 20187 yr We're talking with Elaine Benes, adult film star on the set of her new picture "Elaine does the Upper West side"
September 1, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, PencilPusher said: We're talking with Elaine Benes, adult film star on the set of her new picture "Elaine does the Upper West side" Still waiting for that to come out...
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