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Well, three years is a long time to be married.

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That’s what they tell me!

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1 hour ago, Art Vandelay said:
4 hours ago, futureman said:
that “pear shaped loser” was me!!

You have lost a LOT of hair.

I AM AWARE!

Now why would I, a Juliard trained dermatologist, send him somewhere else?

Alright George, alright. I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal size neckhole of my finely knit sweater.

You said what?  

it’s like tryin to smoke a chicken bone.  

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Let's say it comes down to me and one other guy. He's got a nice quiet suit and I'm wooshing all over the place!

You know what I've come to realize? I'm not just bored. I genuinely dislike her. 

Elaine. Do you remember your dream about having a sexual encounter with the Asian woman?

57 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Elaine. Do you remember your dream about having a sexual encounter with the Asian woman?

Are you urinating a lot again?

You can, and you will...

Alright, alright. We do it, uh... five times a week, 
okay?

Oooh, baby. 

I'm needed a bit of help here. There's a scene where George is talking to someone and then happens to whisper something like "Boy, I really have to go to the bathroom" and someone hears him. Anyone aware of what I'm talking about about?

17 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

I'm needed a bit of help here. There's a scene where George is talking to someone and then happens to whisper something like "Boy, I really have to go to the bathroom" and someone hears him. Anyone aware of what I'm talking about about?

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Well I guess I'm going to Seinfeld Scripts and will have to search "bathroom". Hey something to do today at work alright.

Well that didn't take long. It's in S1E5 "The Stock Tip"

 

At the dry cleaner

 

(Jerry moves up in line, a woman takes his place. George didn't notice)

GEORGE: (To woman, thinking she's Jerry) Boy, I have to get to a bathroom.

(Woman gives him a look)

 

I don't know why but that to me is just the perfect George moment and something all of us can relate to in one way or another.

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18 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

I'm needed a bit of help here. There's a scene where George is talking to someone and then happens to whisper something like "Boy, I really have to go to the bathroom" and someone hears him. Anyone aware of what I'm talking about about?

Nevermind. You figured it out.

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uromysitisis is serious!!!!!!!!

5 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Nevermind. You figured it out.

What I haven't told you, or anyone else for that matter, is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years.

8 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

What I haven't told you, or anyone else for that matter, is that my father's been in a Red Chinese prison for the past fourteen years.

General Chang was a very flamboyant man. A complete failure as a general but a hell of a cook.

But I made all this paella!

21 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

We don't care much for the Costanzas. 

We can't stand them

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

They say you grow hair.  Looka like Stalin!

impotence.  

We're talking with Elaine Benes, adult film star on the set of her new picture "Elaine does the Upper West side"

Well for starters, you're looking at notecards.

9 hours ago, PencilPusher said:

We're talking with Elaine Benes, adult film star on the set of her new picture "Elaine does the Upper West side"

Still waiting for that to come out...

I don’t have grace, I don’t want grace, I don’t even say grace, okay?

If you know what happened in the Mets game don't tell me, I taped it. Hello?

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