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Tired from trying to get backstage at Mumford and sons by claiming you’re one of the son’s cousin’s friend from Canada?  I feel rested but my legs are sore as hell.  

it is ‘gamble’.   

csb/ this morning my youngest is asking about shapes, it’s the theme this week at preschool   So I draw some three-dimensional shapes  for her lunchbox note.  Wife can’t help herself, “oh what can you draw, a cube?  A house with smoke coming out of the chimney?”  I replied, “have we talked about this before?  I think we’ve had this same discussion.  We both chuckle, daughter is most confused.  For the best I didn’t draw the pig’s other complaint.  
 

there was actually a lot of fruit discussion in Seinfeld.  Hampton tomatoes, the fruit stand return policy, the B12 mango, the citrus pulp in the eye, etc

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George Costanza: “That’s pie country. They do a lot of baking up there.”

Jerry Seinfeld: “They sell them by the side of the road. Blueberry blackberry.”

George: “Blackberry boysenberry.”

Jerry: “Boysenberry huckleberry.”

George: “Huckleberry raspberry.”

Jerry: “Raspberry strawberry.”

George: “Strawberry cranberry.”

Jerry: “Peach.”

The peaches, "If you can't taste 'em, why waste 'em?  Why not give 'em to me?"

I think it was all one contiguous scene when Elaine was rifling through Jerry's fridge for fruit, "What about a plum?  I would absolutely kill for a plum right now?"  Then she settles on a banana when Jerry starts proposing to her.  It's sexy the way she eats it but then she keeps it all garbled up in her mouth so she doesn't have to talk while Jerry's saying all that serious shit?  Then she goes, "Ha, what?  Yeah, I'll be right there.  I got a lot going with uh, Lipman.  And uh, yeah...him too."  

Didn't Elaine do the "What, I'll be right there" bit a few times throughout the show to get away from tough conversations? 

Yeah, she pulled that card a few times.  And looked so cute doing it.  Jerry did it successfully a few times as well.  Kramer, on the other hand, tried the opposite approach-inserting himself into situations in which he was not welcomed.  And then there was George.  Whenever he tried to get out of something, somebody would call him out, usually Peterman.  

55 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yeah, she pulled that card a few times.  And looked so cute doing it.  Jerry did it successfully a few times as well.  Kramer, on the other hand, tried the opposite approach-inserting himself into situations in which he was not welcomed.  And then there was George.  Whenever he tried to get out of something, somebody would call him out, usually Peterman.  

I don't believe that for a minute.

George, you're obviously lying.  Anyone can see that.  

Then it'll just be the two bulls! 

You couldn't pay me enough to ride a horse in this city.

I mean, it's hard enough to cross the street in a pair of sneakers, Iet alone six feet in the air on a jittery, glassy-eyed dinosaur.

Was the dumbest guy in your fraternity an architect major?

Well think about podiatry school.  Nothing wrong with the foot. 

4 hours ago, futureman said:

I’m Wyck Thayer, chairman of the Susan Ross Foundation. 

Wink

Also, frog is wrong. 

Why should she have this huge pouch and I have nothing? I have things to carry too.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why does it always seem like I'm the only one working on this thread?

You look annoyed, so nobody wants to bother you. 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why does it always seem like I'm the only one working on this thread?

It didn't take? 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why does it always seem like I'm the only one working on this thread?

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Why does it always seem like I'm the only one working on this thread?

Ewwww, Mr. Apple. You have a brown spot!
5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why does it always seem like I'm the only one working on this thread?

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5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why does it always seem like I'm the only one working on this thread?

biff, I read your posts and they were rambling and flimsy. I'm not convinced.

Who said they were going to do some actual work today? Who?!

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On 11/2/2023 at 2:20 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Why does it always seem like I'm the only one working on this thread?

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Hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends!

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends!

When I rewatch there are always fun cultural things of the time that I find interesting. I remember the "fat free" craze where people forgot that they still have loads of sugar and calories that need to be burned off to actually lose weight, lol. I remember eating the shit out of "fat free" Snackwells thinking they weren't bad for my health. I still find it odd that they attributed their weight gain to there actually being fat and not the sugar and calories. (ps no intent to derail here, there's a thread about fat people I think for the in depth discussion).

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4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Hey, another round of strawberry for me and my friends!

So glad they switched the actor for Lloyd Braun in later episodes

They had to.  The other one went insane.  

51 minutes ago, 'stache said:

When I rewatch there are always fun cultural things of the time that I find interesting. I remember the "fat free" craze where people forgot that they still have loads of sugar and calories that need to be burned off to actually lose weight, lol. I remember eating the shit out of "fat free" Snackwells thinking they weren't bad for my health. I still find it odd that they attributed their weight gain to there actually being fat and not the sugar and calories. (ps no intent to derail here, there's a thread about fat people I think for the in depth discussion).

Hey, fatso I got a 90 in biology.

You're not giving away our waterpik!

hey braun, I got good news and bad news and they’re both the same, you’re fired. 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

hey braun, I got good news and bad news and they’re both the same, you’re fired. 

I use this with my wife often.

I still don't know what that means...

I'll handle this, Violet.  Why don't you take your three-hour break?

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