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And with Darren’s help, someday we’ll get that chicken!

because if he's gonna be coming over with those Pokeno's pizzas... could be trouble. 

My wife and I are planning a trip to Spain and Morocco. Over/under the number of times I say, "Oh no, it's the Moops"?

3 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

My wife and I are planning a trip to Spain and Morocco. Over/under the number of times I say, "Oh no, it's the Moops"?

I mean for me it would be like O/U 10

Reputation for being something of a village idiot.  
 

-well, I still say we’re related!

Arby's no more than once a month.  In exchange, Elaine comes to your softball game and doesn't read a book.

I don't know too many monkeys that can take apart a fuel injector

In honor of aggy almost hiring Mark Stoops:

This guy...this is not my kind of guy.

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So Jerry, my millennium party's really coming together. Will people be able to breathe underwater in the year two-thousand?

Some of us.

Wait, hold on.  I'm getting another call.......

Hey, NEWMAN! 

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, hold on.  I'm getting another call.......

Hey, NEWMAN! 

Oh, you wanna talk to Jerry?

Yeah, like Diane Fosse. You know she's the only person that's ever been accepted into gorilla society. And you know, once those gorillas accept
you, you got it made in the shade.

Yeah that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them.

This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your
constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

You already ate?

-It's from yesterday...

the food is atrocious but the bus boys are the best in the city. 

Because people like to salsa

(I could do a whole thread on just condiments) 

(also, it's just a fortnight until Festivus so probably time to start getting out the pole and verifying its strength to weight ratio---that's what she said)

I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago!

And I just remembered I have to pick up a shift at H&H right now.

PSA-11 days until Festivus.  Wax the pole, make your donations to the Human Fund, and start your list of grievances.  And get a bottle of Jeppson's Malort, 'cause it's the night you fight your Dad.

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Kruger! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe..... I lost my train of thought.

i think just about every year my brother-in-law try to recreate that whole scene and invariably one of us conflates Jay Buhner & Ken Phelps and the other one just shouts, "I lost my train of thought."  I think it was two years ago, we all tried to recreate the Seinfeld's Yankees lineup based on players mentioned/appearing on the show.  And somebody brought up that obscure third baseman who I still can't remember.  But that'd make for a fun festivus eve drinking game.  

4 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Kruger! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe..... I lost my train of thought.

High in the running for my favorite quote of the series. But not the top. Not quite. 

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

i think just about every year my brother-in-law try to recreate that whole scene and invariably one of us conflates Jay Buhner & Ken Phelps and the other one just shouts, "I lost my train of thought."  I think it was two years ago, we all tried to recreate the Seinfeld's Yankees lineup based on players mentioned/appearing on the show.  And somebody brought up that obscure third baseman who I still can't remember.  But that'd make for a fun festivus eve drinking game.  

Clete Boyer?

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

High in the running for my favorite quote of the series. But not the top. Not quite. 

Clete Boyer?

Well played.  Was it last year or the year before we did this little exercise with the Seinfeld-Yankee all stars?  Like the Little Lebowski Metropolitans urban-achievers.  I mean Clete was no Danny Tartabull but he played a mean 3rd base.  i mean...who the fuck does that guy think he is, Keith Hernandez?  

Hmm, now I'm thinking of trying for a Seinfeld only Immaculate Grid

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

Hmm, now I'm thinking of trying for a Seinfeld only Immaculate Grid

Darren, "Oh, now that sounds interesting sir."  

I think I can get some NYU interns on it straight away! 

Can I interest you in a little supplemental restraint!!??

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