November 19, 20232 yr because if he's gonna be coming over with those Pokeno's pizzas... could be trouble.
November 19, 20232 yr My wife and I are planning a trip to Spain and Morocco. Over/under the number of times I say, "Oh no, it's the Moops"?
November 20, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said: My wife and I are planning a trip to Spain and Morocco. Over/under the number of times I say, "Oh no, it's the Moops"? I mean for me it would be like O/U 10
November 20, 20232 yr Reputation for being something of a village idiot. -well, I still say we’re related!
November 21, 20232 yr Arby's no more than once a month. In exchange, Elaine comes to your softball game and doesn't read a book.
November 26, 20232 yr In honor of aggy almost hiring Mark Stoops: This guy...this is not my kind of guy. Edited November 26, 20232 yr by WBT
November 29, 20232 yr So Jerry, my millennium party's really coming together. Will people be able to breathe underwater in the year two-thousand? Some of us.
November 29, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, YGIFS said: Wait, hold on. I'm getting another call....... Hey, NEWMAN! Oh, you wanna talk to Jerry?
November 30, 20232 yr Yeah, like Diane Fosse. You know she's the only person that's ever been accepted into gorilla society. And you know, once those gorillas accept you, you got it made in the shade.
December 1, 20232 yr Yeah that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them.This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on yourconstitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.
December 9, 20232 yr Because people like to salsa (I could do a whole thread on just condiments) (also, it's just a fortnight until Festivus so probably time to start getting out the pole and verifying its strength to weight ratio---that's what she said)
December 12, 20232 yr And I just remembered I have to pick up a shift at H&H right now. PSA-11 days until Festivus. Wax the pole, make your donations to the Human Fund, and start your list of grievances. And get a bottle of Jeppson's Malort, 'cause it's the night you fight your Dad.
December 12, 20232 yr Author Kruger! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe..... I lost my train of thought.
December 12, 20232 yr i think just about every year my brother-in-law try to recreate that whole scene and invariably one of us conflates Jay Buhner & Ken Phelps and the other one just shouts, "I lost my train of thought." I think it was two years ago, we all tried to recreate the Seinfeld's Yankees lineup based on players mentioned/appearing on the show. And somebody brought up that obscure third baseman who I still can't remember. But that'd make for a fun festivus eve drinking game.
December 13, 20232 yr 4 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said: Kruger! You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe..... I lost my train of thought. High in the running for my favorite quote of the series. But not the top. Not quite. 4 hours ago, YGIFS said: i think just about every year my brother-in-law try to recreate that whole scene and invariably one of us conflates Jay Buhner & Ken Phelps and the other one just shouts, "I lost my train of thought." I think it was two years ago, we all tried to recreate the Seinfeld's Yankees lineup based on players mentioned/appearing on the show. And somebody brought up that obscure third baseman who I still can't remember. But that'd make for a fun festivus eve drinking game. Clete Boyer?
December 13, 20232 yr 5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: High in the running for my favorite quote of the series. But not the top. Not quite. Clete Boyer? Well played. Was it last year or the year before we did this little exercise with the Seinfeld-Yankee all stars? Like the Little Lebowski Metropolitans urban-achievers. I mean Clete was no Danny Tartabull but he played a mean 3rd base. i mean...who the fuck does that guy think he is, Keith Hernandez?
December 13, 20232 yr 11 minutes ago, WBT said: Hmm, now I'm thinking of trying for a Seinfeld only Immaculate Grid Darren, "Oh, now that sounds interesting sir." I think I can get some NYU interns on it straight away!
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