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The old man in Home Alone got to George...Christmas adjacent

3 hours ago, WBT said:

The old man in Home Alone got to George...Christmas adjacent

But you hated it!

Well I was lost, I never saw the first one!

What if the pigman had a two seater?

Be realistic, George. 

I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. 

You’re not Yed Damson. 

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Leaving it because that’s what my autocorrect did. Fuck you Apple. Maybe I meant it. I’m not a god damned automaton!!!!

Boy, your mother did some job on you….

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lopper!

Son of dad?

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Son of dad?

I was always partial to “The De-nogginizer”. 

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I've been thinking about what we do and I'm thinking of adding a new number to my, you know, repertoire.

Saw that one this morning. Use it on the wife when I want to try something freaky. She says no.

 

2 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I've been thinking about what we do and I'm thinking of adding a new number to my, you know, repertoire.

Saw that one this morning. Use it on the wife when I want to try something freaky. She says no.

 

Do you call it Hot and Heavy?

2 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Is there a knuckle involved in any way?

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

Even with the move…

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Oh she wouldn’t fake with me. Dammit. 

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Jerry, listen, it wasn't you. I just didn't have 'em back then.

Well, well. If it isn’t the First Lady of the American theater.

...is a family theater.  Not one of your swing joints

1 hour ago, ohchaucer said:

Well, well. If it isn’t the First Lady of the American theater.

Oh hello Elaine…

Perhaps we could swing down after the high holidays 

Elaine was telling me about this whitefish she had the other day.

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Elaine was telling me about this whitefish she had the other day.

Barney Greengrass

You wander the desert for 84 years with no championships...you telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house

And this offends you as a Jewish person?  

Quick question. Is it normal for your teeth to make noises? Like a hissing or a chirping?

2 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

Quick question. Is it normal for your teeth to make noises? Like a hissing or a chirping?

Underrated 

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Again, my dead tooth

No…

10 hours ago, YGIFS said:

And this offends you as a Jewish person?  

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I recently finished rewatching Curb Your Enthusiasm, and I have to say, if you are a fan of Seinfeld you really need to watch it. It's such a good follow up to Seinfeld and continues the same kind of characters, odd interactions, social issues analysis and nearly wrapped up storylines that made the original so good. If you don't like the Larry David character, at the very least, spend 3 hours watching season 7 for what is essentially the unofficial Seinfeld reunion show. It's so much fun to watch the actors be themselves, but also have to deal with the shadows of their TV characters chasing them through their careers. Larry David is a comedic genius, and I enjoyed every season of Curb, but being a big Seinfeld fan adds a lot more to it. 11 seasons of greatness is hard to achieve, but CYE does it. 

2 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

I recently finished rewatching Curb Your Enthusiasm, and I have to say, if you are a fan of Seinfeld you really need to watch it. It's such a good follow up to Seinfeld and continues the same kind of characters, odd interactions, social issues analysis and nearly wrapped up storylines that made the original so good. If you don't like the Larry David character, at the very least, spend 3 hours watching season 7 for what is essentially the unofficial Seinfeld reunion show. It's so much fun to watch the actors be themselves, but also have to deal with the shadows of their TV characters chasing them through their careers. Larry David is a comedic genius, and I enjoyed every season of Curb, but being a big Seinfeld fan adds a lot more to it. 11 seasons of greatness is hard to achieve, but CYE does it. 

I watched a few episodes and it didn’t feel the same and I was more bored and uncomfortable than entertained. I think it might be that I didn’t think of it until it had several seasons. If I had started from the outset I might like it more. But I was in college and broke as shit, I didn’t have HBO.

59 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I watched a few episodes and it didn’t feel the same and I was more bored and uncomfortable than entertained. I think it might be that I didn’t think of it until it had several seasons. If I had started from the outset I might like it more. But I was in college and broke as shit, I didn’t have HBO.

Give it a shot now, it definitely gets better as you age. A lot of the Larry Davidisms are much more enjoyable the more you personally reach the "old-man-yells-at-clouds" era of your life. 

12 hours ago, Dutchrudder said:

I recently finished rewatching Curb Your Enthusiasm, and I have to say, if you are a fan of Seinfeld you really need to watch it. It's such a good follow up to Seinfeld and continues the same kind of characters, odd interactions, social issues analysis and nearly wrapped up storylines that made the original so good. If you don't like the Larry David character, at the very least, spend 3 hours watching season 7 for what is essentially the unofficial Seinfeld reunion show. It's so much fun to watch the actors be themselves, but also have to deal with the shadows of their TV characters chasing them through their careers. Larry David is a comedic genius, and I enjoyed every season of Curb, but being a big Seinfeld fan adds a lot more to it. 11 seasons of greatness is hard to achieve, but CYE does it. 

Yeah I’ve gotten through the first three seasons and then fell off a bit. I caught a few random episodes here and there as well, but definitely need to do a full run through. 

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