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Mattingly just split his pants! 

18 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Mattingly just split his pants! 

I can't believe you're not playing in cotton.

My father used to take me to the circus. When the elephants came by, he would scream curses at them, blaming them for all the ills of society.

She waits tables?  Here I thought she was just a cashier.  

Poppy's daughter is also a White Supremacist, odd for such a greaseball Italian family of dirty wops.

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

She waits tables?  Here I thought she was just a cashier.  

Poppy's daughter is also a White Supremacist, odd for such a greaseball Italian family of dirty wops.

Oh man, I never made that connection.  

We're gonna have to close the store?  

I mentioned how I liked horse manure. 
You did? 
Yeah. 
You said you liked horse manure. 
Yeah. You know, about how when you break it down, it's really a very positive thing. you know, you have a “nure,” with a “ma” in front of it. MA-NURE. It's not bad. 
And it was around this point that she mentioned the boyfriend? 
Yeah ... Oh, you think because of what I said about the manure. I was just saying how it takes a negative thing, and puts it on a positive spin on it. 
I’m just saying there's a chance she may not have been enamored with your thoughts and feelings on manure. 

I don't think I ever totally got the joke about the manure.  Or is the joke that George is just a weirdo idiot?

How is it you’re still single?

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't think I ever totally got the joke about the manure.  Or is the joke that George is just a weirdo idiot?

He's not saying "nure," he's saying "newer." Ma, newer. 

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He's not saying "nure," he's saying "newer." Ma, newer. 

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

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Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you

10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't think I ever totally got the joke about the manure.  Or is the joke that George is just a weirdo idiot?

oh, it’s merely a commentary on contemporary mores. 

You guys disappoint me.  

It's like a gossamer and one doesn't dissect a gossamer.  

Why does everything with you always have to be so jokey?

7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Tell me, is it your contention that Shakespeare was an imposter?

my contention?

On 9/10/2018 at 9:15 AM, Biff Tannen said:

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You can stuff your sorries in a sack mister!

What is she making?

I don't know. But I'm sure it had, . . . parents.

38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Mmmmmm...mutton!

It's a full bird, filled with ham, topped with gorgonzola.  

"You know that just admitting a man is handsome doesn't necessarily

make you a homosexual."

What about the cheek?  You know I like a good cheek!

1 hour ago, Bash Riprock said:

is there a pinkish hue?

There’s a hue!

is she sweet?  I like sweet.  but not too sweet, you could throw up from that. 

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