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#802

Mattingly just split his pants! 

#806

My father used to take me to the circus. When the elephants came by, he would scream curses at them, blaming them for all the ills of society.

#809

She waits tables?  Here I thought she was just a cashier.  

Poppy's daughter is also a White Supremacist, odd for such a greaseball Italian family of dirty wops.

#810
1 hour ago, Lobo said:

She waits tables?  Here I thought she was just a cashier.  

Poppy's daughter is also a White Supremacist, odd for such a greaseball Italian family of dirty wops.

Oh man, I never made that connection.  

#812

We're gonna have to close the store?  

#815

I mentioned how I liked horse manure. 
You did? 
Yeah. 
You said you liked horse manure. 
Yeah. You know, about how when you break it down, it's really a very positive thing. you know, you have a “nure,” with a “ma” in front of it. MA-NURE. It's not bad. 
And it was around this point that she mentioned the boyfriend? 
Yeah ... Oh, you think because of what I said about the manure. I was just saying how it takes a negative thing, and puts it on a positive spin on it. 
I’m just saying there's a chance she may not have been enamored with your thoughts and feelings on manure. 

#817

How is it you’re still single?

#818
5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't think I ever totally got the joke about the manure.  Or is the joke that George is just a weirdo idiot?

He's not saying "nure," he's saying "newer." Ma, newer. 

#821
10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I don't think I ever totally got the joke about the manure.  Or is the joke that George is just a weirdo idiot?

oh, it’s merely a commentary on contemporary mores. 

#824

You guys disappoint me.  

It's like a gossamer and one doesn't dissect a gossamer.  

#826

Why does everything with you always have to be so jokey?

#832
7 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Tell me, is it your contention that Shakespeare was an imposter?

my contention?

#842
38 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Mmmmmm...mutton!

It's a full bird, filled with ham, topped with gorgonzola.  

#846

What about the cheek?  You know I like a good cheek!

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