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Do you remember your dream?  Where you had a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?

"I just came from the podiatrist. Yeah, I got something wrong with my foot. I got a little gangrene. They're probably gonna have to amputate."

 

I did not recall this, but Jeremy Piven is the guy that gets George's part on the show. 

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Get out you’re fired!  I make and break little worms like you every day!  I could have any woman in this city I want, ANY ONE!

Fear is our most primal emotion.


RIP to Crazy Joe Davola aka Peter Crombie. Passed away this week aged 71.

6 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Fear is our most primal emotion.


RIP to Crazy Joe Davola aka Peter Crombie. Passed away this week aged 71.

Damn. He had some great moments. 

 

I took them myself with a telephoto lens.  
I have kiboshed before and I will kibosh again. 
 

and of course 

 

Sic semper tyrannis!
 

 

He liked to encourage intruders 

I use “why wouldn’t I look great” quite a bit.

Kramer’s………. having a party?

My six year old started karate last year and pretty much EVERY time he says it, I interrupt with “actually, it’s kara-TAY, son. Kara-TAY. The lifetime pursuit of balance and harmony”

My family and especially my six year old really don’t appreciate what they have in me….

Funny you should mention that, we were about to start my oldest (8 now, 7 at the time we seriously considered it) on Karate or Tae-Kwon-Do.  On another thread, I'd like to hear about your experiences with it.  I thought it'd be good for her to work out some of her hyper energy in the evenings plus learn discipline and self-defense.  Maybe after he leg heals up.  But I remember my wife looking at me after I was talking to the girl about it, like 'You just want her to do it so you can take her and her classmates out for ice cream like Kramer.'  Yes, basically that was it.  But also the crap about harmony.  

Elaine, you look scrumptious!

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I'm into season 5 of my full rewatch, and got to the TV Guide episode last night. I'm seeing so many actors that I never recognized as a kid/teenager when this show was on the air. The guy that plays weird dude on the Subway who takes Elaine's TV Guide is the one who played the worthless lawyer on Scrubs and one of the aliens in Galaxy Quest. His name is Sam Lloyd And he's the nephew of Christopher Lloyd. Funny guy, and a good choice for the role. Sadly he passed away from lung cancer in 2020 at the age of 56. 

I probably posted this before, oh well.  To spend, now, 40 years as one of the most beautiful and funniest women to walk the planet.  God bless her.  But it'd be a damn shame anything happened to Brad Hall.  Gotta hate the Hall...

Hey Kenny. You want that suit back? There it goes. 

On 1/15/2024 at 9:45 PM, futureman said:

probably been posted before.  oh well. 

So damn hot. Jeez.

On 1/15/2024 at 9:45 PM, futureman said:

probably been posted before.  oh well. 

And here she is on Sesame Street:

 

 

Ah here's another actor I didn't recognize before, Russell's daughter that George is caught gawking at was played by Denise Richards. She was not 15 as the show said, she was 21 at the time, which is a fun age.

"Get a good look, Costanza?"

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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And now you can see her butthole on the internet. 

It's like looking at the sun.  You get a sense of it then you look away.

Yeah. I come here all the time. You wouldn't believe the rat problems in the kitchen.

Whoah, I know who’s cooking today!

looking at a HS girl's cleavage in the 90s = hey get a quick glance and you're ok

looking at a HS girl's cleavage now = hey sir step over here because you obviously need to be castrated. 

Understudys...now there's a shifty bunch.

The substitute teachers of the theater world.

On 1/18/2024 at 5:54 PM, YGIFS said:

Whoah, I know who’s cooking today!

Pacoooo!

On 1/14/2024 at 2:32 PM, YGIFS said:

Funny you should mention that, we were about to start my oldest (8 now, 7 at the time we seriously considered it) on Karate or Tae-Kwon-Do.  On another thread, I'd like to hear about your experiences with it.  I thought it'd be good for her to work out some of her hyper energy in the evenings plus learn discipline and self-defense.  Maybe after he leg heals up.  But I remember my wife looking at me after I was talking to the girl about it, like 'You just want her to do it so you can take her and her classmates out for ice cream like Kramer.'  Yes, basically that was it.  But also the crap about harmony.  

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I spent so much time trying to get their clothes off, I never thought of taking mine off.

Bad chicken - mess you up!

Polling derail:

Best Kramer picket:

-Kenny Roger's Roasters?

-The United States Postal Service? 

-H&H Bagels? 

I will also entertain any write-in suggestions...

59 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Polling derail:

Best Kramer picket:

-Kenny Roger's Roasters?

-The United States Postal Service? 

-H&H Bagels? 

I will also entertain any write-in suggestions...

Hmm, they are all so good.  I defer to H&H due to it being in the Festivus episode.  BUT the pettiness of the USPS due to receiving Pottery Barn catalogs is right up there for me.  

Yeah, you like sending out catalogs?!?  How ya like gettin em back!!??!

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Hmm, they are all so good.  I defer to H&H due to it being in the Festivus episode.  BUT the pettiness of the USPS due to receiving Pottery Barn catalogs is right up there for me.  

Yeah, you like sending out catalogs?!?  How ya like gettin em back!!??!

Shouldn't you be wearing the bucket?

 

She can't do THAT! She's on a VERY fixed income! STOP THE SHOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

I’m an old man!  I’m confused!  I thought I paid for it!  Do you know my address?  Can you take me home?

Swarm!  Swarm!

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