April 4, 20241 yr 11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: I don't want a carpet sweeper, they don't do anything! Most of the world is carpeted. And one day, we will do all the cleaning.
April 7, 20241 yr George likes bananas! That might be my favorite George and Estelle scene. Her trying to assist him with the scissors and screwing up gets me every time.
April 7, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, 4th&Five said: George likes bananas! That might be my favorite George and Estelle scene. Her trying to assist him with the scissors and screwing up gets me every time. Don’t hand them to me with the point facing out!
April 7, 20241 yr Top 4 answers on the board. Name your favorite Seinfeld hand-related episode. #4: George's hand-modeling #3: "I have hand!" #2: Man-Hands #1? I'll leave it y'all to discuss
April 8, 20241 yr Fair point. Could go either way. I guess in honor of George almost going to podiatry school “nothing wrong with the foot”, I gotta make a ruling here and say it’s not a hand-based episode.
April 8, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, futureman said: man hands was a great episode Make a wish. I don’t want to. Make a wish. Ok…(blows). Didn’t come true.
April 8, 20241 yr My top one is a lack of hands in a way. Poopy not washing his after taking a shit and heading to go cook.
April 8, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, YGIFS said: My top one is a lack of hands in a way. Poopy not washing his after taking a shit and heading to go cook. Poopy indeed. I’d like to have shoehorn hands!
April 8, 20241 yr Solid honorable mention. It felt too silly even for Kramer when I used to view the episode. But having watched the Related curb your enthusiasm episode, I have a new appreciation for the schtick. also, I would like a Hand Job from Elaine. Is that anything?
April 8, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, WBT said: Suzy didn’t commit suicide. She was murdered! BY JERRY SEINFELD!!!! Mike is an underrated ancillary character, in my opinion.
April 8, 20241 yr That whole funeral scene kills me to this day. Elaine trying to go through the motions to peterman proudly proclaiming he had an affair with a fake dead woman, who by the way was his subordinate and a gross violation of catalog policy. To Jerry confessing he broke Mike’s thumbs. it was one of those episodes that some purists bitch about being too over the top. But I think it was quite clever.
April 8, 20241 yr I was thinking about the post-Larry David seasons that some people like to bitch about and I realized I didn’t start watching the show regularly until probably 1994 or 1995, which was about season 6. Larry left in season 7, so I think maybe I just never really noticed the differences as much as other people.
April 8, 20241 yr 22 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: Mike is an underrated ancillary character, in my opinion. Man that Michael Jordan is a real phony
April 9, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, WBT said: Man that Michael Jordan is a real phony WHY’D YOU TELL HIM?!?!
April 9, 20241 yr Just saw what I think is the first reference to Newman. S2 E7 The Revenge. Never remembered this I guess. George is quitting and trying to unquit his job. Jerry lost $1500 at the laundromat (but not really) and Kramer is talking about Newman, who lives in the building, threatening to jump and kill himself. They yell out the window to each other and it is clearly not Wayne Knight. A little thing I never noticed before.
April 9, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, Frank The Tank said: Just saw what I think is the first reference to Newman. S2 E7 The Revenge. Never remembered this I guess. George is quitting and trying to unquit his job. Jerry lost $1500 at the laundromat (but not really) and Kramer is talking about Newman, who lives in the building, threatening to jump and kill himself. They yell out the window to each other and it is clearly not Wayne Knight. A little thing I never noticed before. Yep. The voice is Larry David.
April 12, 20241 yr So I’ve been trying to find a new pair of hiking shoes for months now and I just can’t find the right fit. I realized I’m like Mr. Pitt.
April 12, 20241 yr I'm picturing meeting you for the first time as Jeremy Piven as George, "So uh, you get new hiking shoes?" Biff, "Yeah, so?" -Well, what do you need new hiking shoes for?
April 13, 20241 yr Buddy just texted that his wife somehow accrued $40 in overdue library fees. Clearly, the first thing I asked was if Mr. Bookman came to his house.
April 13, 20241 yr Did he at least send pics of her? What a weird text, "Hey Biff, happy Saturday. Was gonna get see if you wanted to grab a beer and watch the masters but instead...lemme tell you about a little known novel called 'Tropic of Cancer'. "
April 13, 20241 yr 1 minute ago, YGIFS said: Did he at least send pics of her? What a weird text, "Hey Biff, happy Saturday. Was gonna get see if you wanted to grab a beer and watch the masters but instead...lemme tell you about a little known novel called 'Tropic of Cancer'. " Tropic of Capricorn (heavy New York accent)
April 13, 20241 yr What about the kid opening a book right now at the local library finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?
April 13, 20241 yr 14 hours ago, ohchaucer said: That’s egregious, outrageous, preposterous. Who told you to put the balm on?
April 13, 20241 yr 15 minutes ago, WBT said: What about the kid opening a book right now at the local library finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Apparently, when he adjusts his posture and gestures after that, and says, "Or maybe that's how you get your kicks, Seinfeld"...that made Jerry break the most and they had to reshoot over and over again. Hall was absolutely incredible in that scene, the cadence and way he walked the room. I actually have to give Jerry credit there, you could give me 1000 tries and I'd never make it through that scene without falling down laughing. RIP, PBH, aka 'Bookman' 5 minutes ago, DixonHur said: Who told you to put the balm on? csb/ I got this allergy reaction on my leg and was trying all kinda shit. Finally what's been working is this concoction my wife homemade from natural stuff. So I'm applying it the other day and I'm laughing at the whole situation like, "Do you even know what a balm is?" in Jackie's voice. And she walks in and says "O.J. Simpson just died." It was like I was at the corner of 1st & First...the nexus of the universe.
April 13, 20241 yr 27 minutes ago, YGIFS said: csb/ I got this allergy reaction on my leg and was trying all kinda shit. Finally what's been working is this concoction my wife homemade from natural stuff. So I'm applying it the other day and I'm laughing at the whole situation like, "Do you even know what a balm is?" in Jackie's voice No one can tell what a balm is gonna do. They’re unpredictable!
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