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do you think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000?  or is this “mouth vacuum” thing for real?

Well you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk. Rochelle Rochelle! 

These are my everyday balloons. 

On 9/22/2018 at 9:53 AM, Lobo said:

These are my everyday balloons. 

Very underrated.

Hey Silvio, I’m just out for a stroll in my favorite fur coat. 

I’m rick.  are you looking to buy or to lease?

-uh, borrow.  it’s for my friend.  yeah he’ll be buying it.  

maybe I should talk to him...

-oh I don’t think so.  he’s an entertainer.  you know, all over the place, that’s where I come in...

I see, so you’re his mana—

-uh NEIGH-bor, that’s right.  why don’t we take this boiler out for a shakedown...

I’ve never seen a monkey take apart a fuel injector...

Yeah, but I saw a monkey that could do sign language once

High five.

right.  koko. that chimp's alright.

So I'm heading to Tuscany tomorrow and all I can think is:

 

Well if you're thinking of getting a place there don't bother. There's

really nothing available.

Si, Si...this one.

nougat?  please.  I think I’ve reached a point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie.  

So, she's the loser of the group. Every group has someone that they all make fun of.. Like us with Elaine. 

He in here all the time, live on park avenue 

2 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

George is really given' it to T-Bone....

I shouldn’t have said that about your wife.  please, accept my apologies. 

Yeah?  Well I just had sex with your wife!

My mother...was taken from my house by the Communists in the middle of the night when I was ten years old. She was sent to a slave labor camp, where she labored for twelve years. Finally, they released her and she was on a boat to America to re-unite with us...but she was served some bad fish, and she died...on the high seas.

Well, how many do you lose on a normal cruise...like 30, 40?  

You’re living in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the 60’s!

Really?  Some sitters haven said he can be a handful l...

17 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Really?  Some sitters haven said he can be a handful l...

a handful of sunshine 

She doesn't appreciate the erotic qualities of salted cured meats.

7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'm not paying five cents for that stupid recycling thing. 

Oh ho! Then you ain't a gettin' no coke!

 She um, she wants to see The Muted Heart.

 Oh, The Muted Heart. Glen Close. Sally Field. Well, that should be good.

George, you coming to bed?  I'm taping Mad About You.....

No, she taped Mad About You...

I think I could be a philanthropist. A kick ass philanthropist!  I would have all this money, and people would love me. Then they would come to me and beg! And if I felt like it, I would help them out, and then they would owe me big time! 

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First thing you're gonna need is a driver...

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You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston. Not as long as you bastards are running things.

3 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

You tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever comin' to Houston. Not as long as you bastards are running things.

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21 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

This is George Costanza. I fear no reprisal.

For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots

What, you are comparing me to Biff Loman? Very encouraging: the biggest loser in history of American literature.

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