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18 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Ok, watching The Pilot and there's all sorts of wild stuff happening here that I've never really digested.

 

1. Kramer (known as Kessler at this point) apparently has a dog that shoots into the scene for a couple of seconds.  He also has apparently "never been out of the building in 10 years".

2. Jerry has a dart board right by the front door and a catcher's mask hanging on his coat rack.

3. George talks about how he wishes he could do the opposite of everything (which became one of the greatest episodes ever, years later)

4. The whole first half of the episode takes place outside of the apartment, which we would come to know and love.

5. Another airport scene (meeting the woman who flew in to meet him - Laura - good trivia), going back to my question from upthread about airport scenes.

6. Very presumptuous of her to tell her fiancee Jerry's home number (the phone number of a host who she has never stayed with and her fiancee has never met), but maybe that was just life before cell phones.

 

And then it just ends.  That's the joke at the end.  "Never get engaged".  Ok.  Not sure I'm going to watch this show again.

 

 

One of the greatest callbacks of the show is how they ended the final episode the way they began the first... with the conversation about the button.

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Tell him you have the crabs… he was in the military, he’ll understand

56 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

B-Girl Raygun was bebopping and scatting all over me!

The Olympics marathon winners:

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Both were able to avoid the am/pm and overcome the separate knob

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

No, man, it wasn’t the snooze. 

most people tink it was the snooze but no, no snooze.

The weirdest part of the pilot to me is that George is right, there has to be a bunch of decent hotel rooms in New York City, since she was already in a relationship, why did she want to stay in Jerry’s little apartment?

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4 hours ago, 'stache said:

The weirdest part of the pilot to me is that George is right, there has to be a bunch of decent hotel rooms in New York City, since she was already in a relationship, why did she want to stay in Jerry’s little apartment?

Yeah.  The first couple of seasons have a lot of flaws.  They were still trying to figure it out in the writer's room.  "What writer?  I thought we were talking about a sitcom?"

Maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh?

How'd you know about the guy in the park?

Honestly, I think the Finale has aged fine.  No, it wasn't great, but compared to the spectacular failure of later finales like Game of Thrones, Lost, etc, the Seinfeld finale seems perfectly fine to me.

I think the finale in concept was fine just too many call back clips making it feel like a clip show schedule filler from that era and not the end of one of the most iconic shows in TV history.

Tempting...would be a fine addition to my archives

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Sounds like someone is having a bad day.

Yeah, because of you.

Well, then I think one of us should leave.

I never had a really good pickle

You want in?  You've got to give us odds, at least 2 to 1.  You have to put up $200.

No, a thousand!

1 hour ago, futureman said:

this has been discussed here before.  

For George?  Begins and ends with Jane topless in the Hamptons episode. I think. 

Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist.

They'd pick her up in about 10 minutes.

When Jane comes up on the deck topless and turns to go inside, you can see the pasties over her nips. 

 Bernie, look who's eating at six o'clock. Your suddenly well-to-do president.

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Who can type the next line here? : r/seinfeld

God-speed YGIFS. Didn't know you in real life, but with your love and knowledge of Seinfeld, I know you must have been a hell of a guy! I wish I would have had the chance to hang out with you.... maybe in the next one... 

Arrivederci my fellow 40-short.
 

Seriously though this sucks. RIP. 

he’s not really dead if we find a way to remember him.

 

 

 

 

 

he had a way with words.  never met him but I’ll miss his posts.  rip surly friend. 

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Poor Lily.

 

Man this sucks.  RIP.

 

Cross posting because I think he would find it funny. RIP my Seinfeld brother. 
 

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We should set up a scholarship in his name, and award it to an aspiring city planner.

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