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I have a hair on my tongue, I can't get it off, you know how much I hate that? Course you do,
you put it there. I know what you said about me Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now Im gonna
put the kibosh on you. You know Ive kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again.

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One of my favorite lines is from Jay Crespi:

Those collars are funny!

But the reason I love it is because he practically yells it. Just way too over enthusiastic for the scene. 

what if he left you a used kleenex what's that a valentine?

I had Murder She Wrote on one of the oldies channels as background noise and there's Morty as a nypd detective with a bad Irish accent putting the moves on Jessica Fletcher

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I could've been a Kosher butcher like my brother.

 

Man, I think of all scenes that have grown on me the most over the years, the Mohel scene might be my favorite.  He's just so neurotic.

  • 3 weeks later...

Where the hell are my clothes?  I love those clothes!

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and I guess she does look about 20 years younger.  I got excited.  my bad.

It smells like a cheap hooker. Or is that you?

if there’s anything else I can do, please don’t hesitate to try and find my number…

On 10/30/2024 at 11:30 AM, WBT said:

I had Murder She Wrote on one of the oldies channels as background noise and there's Morty as a nypd detective with a bad Irish accent putting the moves on Jessica Fletcher

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Looks like he's wearing The Executive.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Pretty, pretty, pretty excited!

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Your seats were better than mine. But that was a lot of fun. Also, Trey Elling with the super long question about his maid shitting in the bathroom. 

Ha! That was him?

JB and Susie were a great surprise. 

14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Ha! That was him?

JB and Susie were a great surprise. 

Yep. My wife recognized his voice. Wish there had been a bit more about Seinfeld, but good times overall. 

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Pretty, pretty, pretty excited!

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where was this?  what was this?

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

where was this?  what was this?

Conversation with Larry David tonight at Bass. First part was mostly a scripted talk with the Curb producer “hosting” while Larry basically did stand up, but then they brought out JB and Susie from Curb to talk about their experience as well. Good stuff all around. 

oh that’s cool.  I feel like y’all mentioned it a while back in this thread?  glad it was a good time. 

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

What the hell’s a velvet fog?

Well apparently I do something because I’m sitting at the head table with Mr. Mel Torme!

 What's the worst thing that could happen?

 

Well, you'd be embarrassed and humiliated in front of a large group of people and have to walk out

in shame with your tail between your legs.

 

Yeah, so?

5 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I'm part Spanish

adios, muchacho!

Ok wilhelm, I want this stadium scoured. He could be bleeding to death in the bullpen.

On 12/10/2024 at 9:32 PM, Biff Tannen said:

We are taking the armoire and that’s all there is to it, ok?

Street toughs took my armoire?

Hot take incoming

Spoiler

That storyline is more entertaining than the soup nazi.  Or maybe the SN is just so played out.

 

10 minutes ago, WBT said:

Street toughs took my armoire?

Hot take incoming

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That storyline is more entertaining than the soup nazi.  Or maybe the SN is just so played out.

 

We can have both. 
 

Bread…beautiful. 

I was free and clear!  I was living the dream!  I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery!

13 hours ago, futureman said:

everyone told me what a catty shrew you were. 

or the WATCH SHOP!!!

Just randomly caught the pilot on Comedy Central. Grabbed this shot of Jerry's getup to remind you mfers how old you are. 

Not sure why they didn't give Claire (waitress at the diner, not Monk's) more of a shot. She was pretty likeable.

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This better be good. I'm missing Golden Girls for this.

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