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We are celebrating Festivus tonight. Yes, it’s a day early, but we have to do family Xmas stuff tomorrow, so tonight it shall be. 
 

I’ll get the pole out of the crawl space!

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11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Is that right?

she can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan. 

I gotta lot of problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about it!

wow, poison control!  that’s even higher than number one!

41 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

A Christmas card from Lainey!

I always wanted to see that card so bad. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

I always wanted to see that card so bad. 

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well, h&h wouldn’t let us use their bathroom while we were picketing. kind of put a cramp in our solidarity. 

That must have been some kind of doll.

She was.

 

Happy festivus to all and to all a good night.

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Ah Sandy....here is a little something for you!

Oh.  Thanks.

My parents have Human Fund’d my ass for the better part of a decade. I get a card every year that says: A donation has been made in you and your wife’s name to the Global Episcopal Mission Network.
 

 

9 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

My parents have Human Fund’d my ass for the better part of a decade. I get a card every year that says: A donation has been made in you and your wife’s name to the Global Episcopal Mission Network.
 

 

I got a memo here from accounting saying there’s no such thing as the Global Episcopal Mission Network. 

I should be buying you presents. 

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Just now, 4th&Five said:

I should be buying you presents. 

What does that mean?

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I got a memo here from accounting saying there’s no such thing as the Global Episcopal Mission Network. 

Well there could be

12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I always wanted to see that card so bad. 

Me too, although I still don't see how she didn't notice a loose button and exposed nipple when she chose the photo. 

jim fowler?  the animal guy from wild kingdom is coming to your apartment??

well, I practically raised his kids.

 

 

 

such a random line.  kramer’s delivery and sideways glance at jerry gets me every single time. 

Oh, those aren't for New Year's.  Those are my everyday balloons.

Hmmm…what kind of man are you?

Well you’re weak, spineless. A man of temptations.

But what temps you?

It's a Coupe de Elegance!

The way Frank says it always cracks me up. 

It's like they committed a crime and they want to flee the scene before the police get there.

that's why I'm different.  I can sense the slightest human suffering.

Happy 64th, you angel. 

Sad to hear that she and Brad Hall lost their home in the fire(s).  One of many.

 

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if she needs a warm place to sleep I’m happy to put her up in my place. 

I’m just a good guy like that. 

Responded with this clip to a post in the TXBBQ thread.  At the time, I thought it was a fairly funny to average episode.  I don't seem to catch it much on random Seinfeld viewings (lots of those on Saturday mornings).  But after decades of Curb, it's such an exaggerated Larry scenario, it hits differently.  This could be a real deep dive into George's neuroses.  It's really great, right down to the intro business about Steinbrenner wanting a new scoreboard.  "Gotta give the big guy what he wants."

  is so

But there are no jerk stores. They don’t exist.

If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

On 1/17/2025 at 6:14 PM, dcbc said:

Responded with this clip to a post in the TXBBQ thread.  At the time, I thought it was a fairly funny to average episode.  I don't seem to catch it much on random Seinfeld viewings (lots of those on Saturday mornings).  But after decades of Curb, it's such an exaggerated Larry scenario, it hits differently.  This could be a real deep dive into George's neuroses.  It's really great, right down to the intro business about Steinbrenner wanting a new scoreboard.  "Gotta give the big guy what he wants."

  is so

Obligatory deleted scene that is hilarious:

 

 

Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else’s urine?

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