January 24Jan 24 I got my employees some black and white cookies and a chocolate babka and none of them got the reference. I guess I should have gone with the cinnamon for the full effect. Because of this, next time they're only getting Ring Dings and Pepsi.
January 25Jan 25 5 hours ago, SimonBolivar said: I got my employees some black and white cookies and a chocolate babka and none of them got the reference. I guess I should have gone with the cinnamon for the full effect. Because of this, next time they're only getting Ring Dings and Pepsi. I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party. People are coming up to me, "Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi."
January 27Jan 27 On 1/21/2025 at 2:14 PM, 4th&Five said: Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else’s urine? I thought they found that it helps with athletes foot and jellyfish stings. Hot take, George was right, it’s all pipes. Edited January 27Jan 27 by 'stache
January 31Jan 31 IMG_8907.mov I don’t know if the video will work. elaine’s delivery and then sucking her teeth is so good
February 5Feb 5 The very pants I was returning. That's perfect irony! Elaine, that is interesting writing! Edited February 5Feb 5 by WBT
February 7Feb 7 On Jeopardy! today, in the Tournament of Champions finals no less. The category was Poles.
February 11Feb 11 Was there ver an explanation why they referred to Drake as “The Drake”? Something about that always bothered me.
February 11Feb 11 5 hours ago, 'stache said: Was there ver an explanation why they referred to Drake as “The Drake”? Something about that always bothered me. Elaine: Hey, how are we gettin' to Scott Drake's party on Saturday night? Jerry: Oh, Drake's party, I forgot to buy a present. George: I gotta buy a present now? Elaine: Of course you do, it's an engagement party. George: It never ends, this present stuff! Engagement present! Then they get married, you gonna have to get them something for that! Then the baby, there's another present. Then the baby starts getting their presents. I don't even like Drake. Jerry: You don't like the Drake? George: Hate the Drake. Elaine: I *love* the Drake. Jerry: How could you not like the Drake? George: Who's the Drake? Elaine: "Who's the Drake"? Jerry: The Drake is good!
February 14Feb 14 16 minutes ago, futureman said: no! hypokalemia! not metabolic acidosis, DUH!!! Poo!
February 15Feb 15 My cousin Douglas was in a place like this one time. He came over to my house for dinner, there was no soda, and he went berserk!
February 17Feb 17 I hope the, um, darker toned players don't agravate him, lol. JK, sounds like fun actually.
February 18Feb 18 Growing up in Costa Rica, I heard a rumor that mother had taken a lover. Perhaps Bosco was his name. Edited February 18Feb 18 by HornOnTheBayou
February 20Feb 20 9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: That’s a nice name. @Todd Gack. What is that, Dutch? Indeed it is. Another fun fact... did you know Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars?
February 20Feb 20 2 hours ago, Todd Gack said: Indeed it is. Another fun fact... did you know Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars? Are you Gack??
February 22Feb 22 2 hours ago, McCroskey said: I called in sick. I don't work in the rain. Neither rain nor sleet nor snow IT’S THE FIRST ONE!
March 1Mar 1 Top 5 greatest Seinfeld moments (in no particular order): 1) "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?" 2) The Junior Mint falling 3) "Well, we really need to make the movie." "Yeah, time is what he is indicating there." 4) "Well that's perverse!" 5) "Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?"
March 1Mar 1 31 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said: Top 5 greatest Seinfeld moments (in no particular order): 1) "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?" 2) The Junior Mint falling 3) "Well, we really need to make the movie." "Yeah, time is what he is indicating there." 4) "Well that's perverse!" 5) "Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?" All solid. I could come up with a top 50 and still miss a ton though.
March 1Mar 1 1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said: Top 5 greatest Seinfeld moments (in no particular order): 1) "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?" 2) The Junior Mint falling 3) "Well, we really need to make the movie." "Yeah, time is what he is indicating there." 4) "Well that's perverse!" 5) "Why don't you just tell me what movie you want to see?" just say “5 great Seinfeld moments” 51 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: All solid. I could come up with a top 50 and still miss a ton though.
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