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And yet it’s perfectly legal to take a man’s soul and crush it out like a stale Pall Mall. 

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Well, uh,..actually, I haven't seen it. So, I couldn't
tell you whether I liked it, or whether it really sucked.

1 hour ago, pokeNbeans said:

Well, uh,..actually, I haven't seen it. So, I couldn't
tell you whether I liked it, or whether it really sucked.

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22 minutes ago, McCroskey said:

Tippy toe, tippy toe!

That is my wife and I’s alert when we are backpacking and one of us has to pee and someone is coming down the trail. 

Boy, I bet you've got a regular Algonquin Round Table there.

2 hours ago, futureman said:

march 21st! the first day of spring!

damn I was thinking this morning that today was the 21st.  whoops.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

damn I was thinking this morning that today was the 21st.  whoops.

Well, username and all that. 

right in that meaty part of the curve. not showin off, not fallin behind. 

2 hours ago, futureman said:

right in that meaty part of the curve. not showin off, not fallin behind. 

Frog?  Frog is wrong. 

well, the modern-day harp has been refined over thousands of years, and—

yeah yeah, we’ll let ya know…

I've never seen such beautiful work. You're a genius. The zoom-ins, the

framing. I was enchanted.

 

how would you describe the smell in this house?

-dandruff?

yeah, that’s part of it. 

One of the more poignant and existential lines of the whole show:

If I wanted a long, boring story with no point to it, I have my life. 

Well, it finally came full circle today.

Seinfeld raised me, and taught me everything I know. And today it hit home.

My director did a stop and chat today, and said “I heard you were leading a project.” This was news to me.

I feel like George in The Bottle Deposit in Season 7. I know I need to go downtown, but why? 

33 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Well, it finally came full circle today.

Seinfeld raised me, and taught me everything I know. And today it hit home.

My director did a stop and chat today, and said “I heard you were leading a project.” This was news to me.

I feel like George in The Bottle Deposit in Season 7. I know I need to go downtown, but why? 

Better get down to payroll. 

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