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the problem is, that curtain is no security; there really should be a locking door.

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16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Better get down to payroll. 

Look, you were right and I was wrong!

On 4/14/2025 at 10:01 PM, Biff Tannen said:

 

This has endless possibilities..."I was in the pool!" 

"Vandelay Industries! Vandelay Industries!"

 

The A's are in Arlington at the end of April...

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12 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

This has endless possibilities..."I was in the pool!" 

"Vandelay Industries! Vandelay Industries!"

 

The A's are in Arlington at the end of April...

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?

Frank, but it still kinda works. 

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!

My best friend uses this all the time. So good. 

Just now, futureman said:

I’d be happy to get you some if that’s what you’re driving at…

He is my least favorite ancillary character in the entire show.  Such a punchable face.

25 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He is my least favorite ancillary character in the entire show.  Such a punchable face.

right up there with Gack and Horneck. 

Are you reading my VCR manual?

Well, we can't all be reading the classics, Professor Highbrow.

3 hours ago, futureman said:

right up there with Gack and Horneck. 

I don’t mind Horneck as much as some people. Maybe because I like the actor in his role in Little Big League. 

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh come on!  horneck was awful.

I always tell people to GO SEE HIS SHOW!!

2 hours ago, futureman said:

what are you saying?  you like turkey roll??

Watched that one the other night and almost posted that. 

Totally inappropriate. It’s lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.

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Now one of my favorite one off ancillary characters is the tv guide/mannequin guy. 
 

There’s I Love Luuuucy. The Luuucy Shoooow. Here’s Lucy!

I've never seen a beautiful lady reading 'the Guide' so far away from a TV.

I had a Penske file in my work backpack to carry around the office. Because I’m a nerd. But Biff decided he had had enough and destroyed it while I was at the Disch tonight. 
 

 

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What the hell is going on in this thread?  Are there some unreleased episodes I've never seen or something?

On 5/3/2025 at 10:03 PM, 4th&Five said:

The omelet. Damn. 

 

13 hours ago, threesheets said:

Innocence, and mayhem at once. 

 

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

What the hell is going on in this thread?  Are there some unreleased episodes I've never seen or something?

 

 

C'mon bro. 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

you got any shredded coconut?

They all have swirling chocolate in the commercials!

Not Skittles!

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