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12 minutes ago, futureman said:

the coconut line is from the beginning of the butter shave. 

Yes. Just reminded me of George’s candy line up. 

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On 5/11/2025 at 10:09 PM, futureman said:

how many twix does that make for you today?  like eight twix??

I always wondered if he meant 4 packages or 8

2 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

How could anyone not like him?

Maybe some people don’t like him, I could see that. 

From his standup, but one of my favorite bits. 
 

There is no more male idea in the history of the world than, “why don’t we fly up to the moon and drive around?”

Especially when you got a layover in Sarajevo

Why couldn't you have made me an architect?

You know I always wanted to pretend that I was an architect.

Look, you wanna get hurt?  I don't think you wanna get hurt because if you wanna get hurt I can hurt you.

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

Look, you wanna get hurt?  I don't think you wanna get hurt because if you wanna get hurt I can hurt you.

Watched this today. Cedric and Bob. Great stuff. 

I once adopted a stray cat that I named Street Tough

Algae, obviously plankton, I don't know what else I can tell you, Oh

I just got back from a trip to the Galapagos Islands, I was living

with the turtles.

The food is atrocious, but the busboys are the best in the city.

Doesn’t George look like your sister Sara?

7 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said:

It's K.B..... I have the Suit!

fify

On 6/5/2025 at 11:36 AM, 4th&Five said:

fify

Facepalm

Thx, I almost always copy and paste and went for memory on that one. 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

That’s.  Why there’s. A buzzer!

The jewel thief?

There's no way someone asked that question, and if they did, they should be catapulted into the sun.

5 hours ago, futureman said:

some fun classics here

It’s like this entire thread condensed into one post, if you include the comments. But I still think we do it better. 

5 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I always felt like I was missing something with sahhhrry guy. Am I?

It was always very weird. 

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