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2 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I always felt like I was missing something with sahhhrry guy. Am I?

I just thought he was an asshole who talked weird.  Was there more to get?

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2 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I always felt like I was missing something with sahhhrry guy. Am I?

Probably just something Larry or Jerry thought was funny when he auditioned 

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22 minutes ago, WBT said:

I just thought he was an asshole who talked weird.  Was there more to get?

Favorite line readings? : r/seinfeld

Hey Sam, the ocean called, they’re running out of shrimp!

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After Elaine on the plane with Vegetable Lasagna says she hopes a giant mountain rises up out of the ocean and ends this whole thing, it cuts to Newman tending Kramer in the hot tub with the butter and he’s reading Alive. 

On 4/14/2025 at 10:01 PM, Biff Tannen said:

 

Update and cross posting from the Astros thread.  Jason Alexander was DFA'd by the A's and signed by the Astros.  He was called up and started for the Astros last night against the A's.

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He pitched well, going 6 scoreless before getting pulled in the 7th after allowing 2 runs, leaving with a 13-2 lead.

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So are you going to bring your gun?... All right, then it's settled. First date, no weapons... 

When George gets CAUGHT IN [HIS] OWN WEB OF LIES!, and the girls didn't care, am I the only one that thought he missed a massive opportunity?

That’s a good point especially after he gave Jerry such hell for turning down the manage. Was it because he wasn’t attracted to the tan one?

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

That’s a good point especially after he gave Jerry such hell for turning down the manage. Was it because he wasn’t attracted to the tan one?

He disliked both of them, but man, at least go for the menage if you can't get rid of them.  I bet the orange one would be into some freaky shit.

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It's actually a line my butcher uses when we're chewing the fat

12 hours ago, futureman said:

maybe the cows tip ‘em off when they’re milking them…

 

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it's the romance of the hansom cab without the guilt or dander of the equine.

Of course, uh, this is Central Park. Uh, this was designed in 1850 by Joe Peppitone. Um, built during the Civil War so the northern armies could practice fighting on...on grass. Oh, yeah.

Giddyup. On Rusty!

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

we have a 51-50 in paperbacks, all units respond.

I’ve always wondered if that was a veiled Van Halen reference. 

"It's abnormal, but not offensive."

Binging season 4 with my teenage son. Just finished the Bubble Boy episode. He's loving it.

11 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

"It's abnormal, but not offensive."

Binging season 4 with my teenage son. Just finished the Bubble Boy episode. He's loving it.

Great line.

Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up. Then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened."

they're selling coffee, bran muffins... you're surrounded by reading material... it's entrapment! 

Yeah but he didn't sleep with both of them. 

 

Not only that, I broke his thumbs! 

 

 

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