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On 7/25/2025 at 2:49 PM, 4th&Five said:

Dennis Castro?

uh, uh DWAYNE. 

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It’s a misprint. What you got a Clarkman?  I’ll call you back, I’ll walk you through it. 

It's the same sheep!  I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!

I wouldn't be caught dead wearing your crummy little euro-trash rags.

This is Mr Morgan’s wife. I have never noticed this before. That has to be a woman in blackface, right? They scrubbed her name off the IMDb page. 

 

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3 hours ago, Da Fino said:

This is Mr Morgan’s wife. I have never noticed this before. That has to be a woman in blackface, right? They scrubbed her name off the IMDb page. 

 

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I see a damned fool!

5 hours ago, Da Fino said:

This is Mr Morgan’s wife. I have never noticed this before. That has to be a woman in blackface, right? They scrubbed her name off the IMDb page. 

 

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blackface or not, would. 

15 hours ago, Da Fino said:

This is Mr Morgan’s wife. I have never noticed this before. That has to be a woman in blackface, right? They scrubbed her name off the IMDb page. 

 

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Should we be talking about this?

24 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Should we be talking about this?

I think it’s ok. 

 

George Costanza: Well, how good a look did you get?

Jerry Seinfeld: What do you mean?

George Costanza: Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist.

Jerry Seinfeld: They'd pick her up in about 10 minutes.

Elaine, up until a moment ago, I was convinced that I was on the receiving end of one of the oldest baker's grift in the books, the Entenmann's Shim-Sham

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well

Oh, what a stirring little anthem of wellness

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ok, this is not seinfeld related but I can’t find a dumb and dumber thread and I don’t want to start a new one.  and you pricks in here seem like you’d be the ones who’d appreciate it.  but I’d never seen this before.  any of yall ever seen this before?

On 8/1/2025 at 5:10 PM, Kel Varnsen said:

Well I don't think more Flan is the answer!

La Caridad...

 

AGAIN?! 

3 hours ago, futureman said:
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ok, this is not seinfeld related but I can’t find a dumb and dumber thread and I don’t want to start a new one.  and you pricks in here seem like you’d be the ones who’d appreciate it.  but I’d never seen this before.  any of yall ever seen this before?

 

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1 hour ago, pokeNbeans said:

You know, it's amazing Peterman hasn't fired that dolt.

It's Suzy! Not SUZE

If you think I'm gonna let a couple of dead birds get in our way, you're crazy!

On 8/4/2025 at 7:58 AM, futureman said:
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ok, this is not seinfeld related but I can’t find a dumb and dumber thread and I don’t want to start a new one.  and you pricks in here seem like you’d be the ones who’d appreciate it.  but I’d never seen this before.  any of yall ever seen this before?

 

 

1 hour ago, WBT said:

 

 

the problem with that is when you search “dumb and dumber” nothing hits.  

but yeah makes sense, should search quotes and shit.  

oh no no no this guy is no friend.  in fact we don’t even get along. 

33 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said:

I was a great admirer of Mrs. Onass-sis-sis-sis...

One cannot acquire grace. 

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