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-some days the gods smile upon you, my friends...

-you finally get someone to take that canadian quarter?

I need the secure packaging of Jockeys.


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This whole sex thing is totally overrated. Now, the one thing you gotta be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it's over. I mean, something happens to their personality. It's really quite astounding. It's like they committed a crime and they want to flee the scene before the police get there."

It's like they all suddenly turn into farmers.  

I'm not goin' along. I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goosestepping past me: "C'mon Jerry, go along, go along..."

that particular hospital saw some major shit go down if you think about it.  Pigmen, failed bris, assassination of Mr. Peanut, breathtaking babies, Junior Mints in the organ cavity, death from toxic envelopes, the residency of a Doctor Assman, and so much more.  But...

They got baked potatoes, desserts, a salad bar.  It's like Sizzler opened up a hospital.  

5 hours ago, Lobo said:

, assassination of Mr. Peanut, 

George.  I win. 

I think it's pine. 

Yeah, pine's okay...

(I think he booked the Milton role off that one scene)  

"Here's our thinking on this...You got a greeting that started with an 'H', how's 50 bucks sound?"  

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4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, pine's okay...

(I think he booked the Milton role off that one scene)  

"Here's our thinking on this...You got a greeting that started with an 'H', how's 50 bucks sound?"  

yeah his delivery is fucking great.  you can tell his talent just from those couple of lines.  

oh, you have a policy!  the delicate genius has a policy!!

you know I hear that mr steinbrenner can be a bit erratic.  I’d hate to see him when he’s hungry. 

On 10/12/2018 at 10:53 AM, SimonBolivar said:

I'm not goin' along. I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goosestepping past me: "C'mon Jerry, go along, go along..."

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Yet another reason why this show couldn't be made today.

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On 10/11/2018 at 8:07 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Trying to save a quarter. 

I might use this line more than any other Seinfeld line.

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Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon.

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

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I have been accused of wrong-doing. But these false accusations will not deter us. We WILL annex Poland by the Spring, at any cost! AND… our stock will rise HIGH!

1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon.

Again and again.

"There's a hair in my farina!  There's a hair in my farina!"

"I want you to pick up this big screen TV and DE... LI... VER... IT... TO... HER !"

Frankly, I thought, you know, I was gonna kinda' be like the apparatus.

You mean like the uneven parallel bars?

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You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian.

24 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Fourteen years down the drain.

how was it?

Even if you're not gonna soap up, at least pretend for my benefit. Turn the water on, do something.

Yeah, just like I do.

Hey Jerry, you got any Tums? 

Stomach ache? 

I drank too much water in the shower. 
 

On 10/18/2018 at 8:26 AM, Bash Riprock said:

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Any time I ever hear someone say barometer, I respond 100% of the time with, "It's pronounced 'thermometer.'"  

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