October 12, 20187 yr -some days the gods smile upon you, my friends... -you finally get someone to take that canadian quarter?
October 12, 20187 yr This whole sex thing is totally overrated. Now, the one thing you gotta be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it's over. I mean, something happens to their personality. It's really quite astounding. It's like they committed a crime and they want to flee the scene before the police get there."
October 12, 20187 yr I'm not goin' along. I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goosestepping past me: "C'mon Jerry, go along, go along..."
October 12, 20187 yr that particular hospital saw some major shit go down if you think about it. Pigmen, failed bris, assassination of Mr. Peanut, breathtaking babies, Junior Mints in the organ cavity, death from toxic envelopes, the residency of a Doctor Assman, and so much more. But... They got baked potatoes, desserts, a salad bar. It's like Sizzler opened up a hospital.
October 13, 20187 yr Yeah, pine's okay... (I think he booked the Milton role off that one scene) "Here's our thinking on this...You got a greeting that started with an 'H', how's 50 bucks sound?" Edited October 13, 20187 yr by Lobo
October 13, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Lobo said: Yeah, pine's okay... (I think he booked the Milton role off that one scene) "Here's our thinking on this...You got a greeting that started with an 'H', how's 50 bucks sound?" yeah his delivery is fucking great. you can tell his talent just from those couple of lines.
October 15, 20187 yr you know I hear that mr steinbrenner can be a bit erratic. I’d hate to see him when he’s hungry.
October 15, 20187 yr On 10/12/2018 at 10:53 AM, SimonBolivar said: I'm not goin' along. I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goosestepping past me: "C'mon Jerry, go along, go along..." Yet another reason why this show couldn't be made today. Edited October 15, 20187 yr by Cheeseweasel
October 15, 20187 yr On 10/11/2018 at 8:07 PM, WhatTheBuck said: Trying to save a quarter. I might use this line more than any other Seinfeld line.
October 15, 20187 yr Author Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon.
October 15, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said: I have been accused of wrong-doing. But these false accusations will not deter us. We WILL annex Poland by the Spring, at any cost! AND… our stock will rise HIGH!
October 15, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said: Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. Again and again.
October 15, 20187 yr "I want you to pick up this big screen TV and DE... LI... VER... IT... TO... HER !"
October 16, 20187 yr Frankly, I thought, you know, I was gonna kinda' be like the apparatus. You mean like the uneven parallel bars?
October 16, 20187 yr Even if you're not gonna soap up, at least pretend for my benefit. Turn the water on, do something. Yeah, just like I do.
October 19, 20187 yr Hey Jerry, you got any Tums? Stomach ache? I drank too much water in the shower.
October 19, 20187 yr On 10/18/2018 at 8:26 AM, Bash Riprock said: Any time I ever hear someone say barometer, I respond 100% of the time with, "It's pronounced 'thermometer.'"
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