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26 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

One cannot acquire grace. 

 Alright, alright, look - I don't have grace, I don't want grace...I don't even say grace, O.K.?

31 minutes ago, futureman said:

grace… isn’t something  you can pick up at the market. 

One of the more punchable characters in the whole series. 

If I had to go to India, I wouldn't go to the bathroom the entire trip.

strange, for new pants there's noticeable wear on the buttocks of those chinos.

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Arrivederci my fellow 40-short.

Literally just watched this moment 

Everybody's talkin' at me, I can't hear a word they're sayin', just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car.

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My buddy got arrested at the Texas-TCU game back in the early 2000s and we hatched a plan to represent him in court and have a briefcase full of crackers. Sadly, it never materialized. 

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Perfect score

oh ok, 50 out of 50.  very nice. 

damn. 

12 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said:

Well, I didn't want to break our date.

Because I... I love you.

Let’s get something to eat. 

 

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Let’s get something to eat. 

 Matzoh ball soup?

That'd be me.

 

… or the ATM in the building across the street… or the WATCH SHOP!!

a chef who doesn’t wash is like a cop who steals, it’s a cry for help, he wants to get caught!

I was gonna give it to one of my other guys, but it’s an arty movie and frankly, they don’t have the sensibility. 

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I was gonna give it to one of my other guys, but it’s an arty movie and frankly, they don’t have the sensibility. 

I was enchanted.

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