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AIDS walk, that’s a cake walk!

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I saw a Chrysler LeBaron on I-35 yesterday. I can confirm that neither Jon Voight, the actor, nor John Voight, the periodontist, were driving it.

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shrinks.

that was painful to look at.  too bad you can’t edit.

also, LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE. 

On 10/26/2025 at 6:04 PM, futureman said:

shrinks.

that was painful to look at.  too bad you can’t edit.

also, LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE. 

 

11 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

At least he didn't use too many exclamation points.

Oh dear.

12 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

At least he didn't use too many exclamation points.

it was a damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my SWEATSHIRT!!

Well, how could he not be? Living in that cramped little apartment, that outdated furniture, so terribly un-Karl-Farbman-like.

8 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Well, how could he not be? Living in that cramped little apartment, that outdated furniture, so terribly un-Karl-Farbman-like.

You look like you could use a...

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

You look like you could use a...

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No, but the difference is negligible.

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34 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Elaine…what are you doing here?

Jerkoff!

15 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Did he emphasize Jerry or bring?

I think he emphasized ‘would’.

20 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Enjoy Sack Lunch!

So d'you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?

hey, braun, I got good news and bad news and they're both the same.  you're fired.

Wow that's a lot of potatoes

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Wow that's a lot of potatoes

kramer’s delivery of that line will always have me laughing. 

On 11/6/2025 at 9:07 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Cassus belli

This is also the name of one of the episodes of Death by Lightning, which I just started yesterday. 

This football sized lump jutting out from the side of my neck.

Kramer: So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

Jerry: Yes. We did.

Kramer: Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something. There isn't.

Jerry: There isn't?

Kramer: Absolutely not. I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry:? Marriage? Family?

Jerry: Well...

Kramer: They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?

Jerry: Really?

Kramer: Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.

Jerry: I can?

Kramer: Oh, yeah. You know why? Because it's dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner?

Jerry: What?

Kramer: You talk about your day. How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?

Jerry: Boy.

Kramer: It's sad , Jerry. It's a sad state of affairs..

Jerry: I'm glad we had this talk.

Kramer: Oh, you have no idea.

You wanna drive a Cadillac, expect to pay the consequences.

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