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#9510

I saw a Chrysler LeBaron on I-35 yesterday. I can confirm that neither Jon Voight, the actor, nor John Voight, the periodontist, were driving it.

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#9514
On 10/26/2025 at 6:04 PM, futureman said:

shrinks.

that was painful to look at.  too bad you can’t edit.

also, LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE. 

 

11 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

At least he didn't use too many exclamation points.

Oh dear.

#9515
12 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

At least he didn't use too many exclamation points.

it was a damp and chilly afternoon, so I decided to put on my SWEATSHIRT!!

#9517

Well, how could he not be? Living in that cramped little apartment, that outdated furniture, so terribly un-Karl-Farbman-like.

#9518
8 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Well, how could he not be? Living in that cramped little apartment, that outdated furniture, so terribly un-Karl-Farbman-like.

You look like you could use a...

#9533
1,589 likes, 20 comments - seinboy on October 30, 2025: "Jerry Seinfeld's take on Halloween 🤣🎃🖤".

 

always fun.  happy halloween 

#9544
2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Wow that's a lot of potatoes

kramer’s delivery of that line will always have me laughing. 

#9546
On 11/6/2025 at 9:07 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Cassus belli

This is also the name of one of the episodes of Death by Lightning, which I just started yesterday. 

#9549

Kramer: So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

Jerry: Yes. We did.

Kramer: Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something. There isn't.

Jerry: There isn't?

Kramer: Absolutely not. I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry:? Marriage? Family?

Jerry: Well...

Kramer: They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?

Jerry: Really?

Kramer: Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.

Jerry: I can?

Kramer: Oh, yeah. You know why? Because it's dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner?

Jerry: What?

Kramer: You talk about your day. How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?

Jerry: Boy.

Kramer: It's sad , Jerry. It's a sad state of affairs..

Jerry: I'm glad we had this talk.

Kramer: Oh, you have no idea.

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