March 30, 20187 yr George: You’re gonna over-dry your laundry. Jerry: You can’t over-dry. George: Why not? Jerry: Same reason you can’t over-wet.Desiccants. See these absorb moisture. These clothes won’t last 5 years without them. Golden Boy is slowly dying... No! The reason he’s iron man is because he goes out there and plays every game. Wash. Spin. Rinse. Spin. You take that away from him, you break his spirit!
March 31, 20187 yr 20 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: Are you saying you want a piece of me? I could drop you like a bag of dirt.
April 2, 20187 yr now, what is this? -that's the commando 450, I don't sell that one. what about thi— well that's what we want, the commando 450. -nah, believe me. it's only used in the circus. for elephants.
April 2, 20187 yr Seinfeld was an almost perfect show. I have only one issue with it: it's on the episode with the cat fight, Kramer has to fire Raquel Welch to get a Tony, etc. Elaine asks why guys like cat fights and Jerry responds that while they're rolling around, they hope they'll kiss. My wife asked me if that's true. I told her not exactly- I hope that when they're rolling around that a boob will pop out. That's my only minor issue with that show.
April 2, 20187 yr Author Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here... George is dead... Call me back.
April 2, 20187 yr Believe it or not, George isn’t at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I’m not home!
April 2, 20187 yr 45 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said: Seinfeld was an almost perfect show. I have only one issue with it: it's on the episode with the cat fight, Kramer has to fire Raquel Welch to get a Tony, etc. Elaine asks why guys like cat fights and Jerry responds that while they're rolling around, they hope they'll kiss. My wife asked me if that's true. I told her not exactly- I hope that when they're rolling around that a boob will pop out. That's my only minor issue with that show. Definitely a "why not both?".
April 2, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said: Seinfeld was an almost perfect show. I have only one issue with it: it's on the episode with the cat fight, Kramer has to fire Raquel Welch to get a Tony, etc. Elaine asks why guys like cat fights and Jerry responds that while they're rolling around, they hope they'll kiss. My wife asked me if that's true. I told her not exactly- I hope that when they're rolling around that a boob will pop out. That's my only minor issue with that show.
April 3, 20187 yr 9 minutes ago, NIUHuskies said: That's not good for business... That's not good for anybody.
April 3, 20187 yr Seinfeld was an almost perfect show. I have only one issue with it: it's on the episode with the cat fight, Kramer has to fire Raquel Welch to get a Tony, etc. Elaine asks why guys like cat fights and Jerry responds that while they're rolling around, they hope they'll kiss. My wife asked me if that's true. I told her not exactly- I hope that when they're rolling around that a boob will pop out. That's my only minor issue with that show.In the roommate switch, Jerry could get both and he backs down - says hes not an orgy guy with robes. Always pissed me off. I get it, but they should have had Jerry say he declined but in the subtext confirm “yes.”
April 3, 20187 yr But at ten they start the aquasonics Thirty-five geriatrics throwing elbows. It was like I was swimming through a flabby armed spanking machine.
April 4, 20187 yr Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here... George is dead... Call me back.
April 4, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, benson32 said: Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here... George is dead... Call me back. “What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?! He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBIs last year. He’s got a rocket for an arm. You don’t know what the hell you’re doin’!”
April 4, 20187 yr But my baseball people love Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying 'Ken Phelps , Ken Phelps'.
April 4, 20187 yr Of all the great Seinfeld moments, few crack me up more than Steinbrenner trying to remember the words to "Heartbreaker": Quote She's a heartbreaker, love taker, cruel baker run this prison like a man. Heart breaker, love-taker, shoe-maker, won't you cut my shoes for free. Heartbreaker, Brubaker...
April 4, 20187 yr I love how George was going to get Ken Griffey and Barry Bonds in the same outfield.
April 4, 20187 yr You tell that son of a bitch, no Yankee is ever coming to Houston as long as you bastards are running things!!!
April 5, 20187 yr and he wouldnt have to give up that much.Moonlighting for Tyler Chicken. Pretty impressive, George. Days with the New York Yankees, and nights in Arkansas with a top flight bird outfit. And a hen supervisor to boot! I am blown. Blohohohwn away! Blown, George. Blohohohoowwwwwnnnn.
April 5, 20187 yr Theyre real, and they're spectacular. (Surprised it took this long)Sent from way too far away
April 5, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, ohchaucer said: Theyre real, and they're spectacular. (Surprised it took this long) Sent from way too far away And useless without a picture.
April 5, 20187 yr 19 minutes ago, ohchaucer said: Theyre real, and they're spectacular. (Surprised it took this long) Sent from way too far away surprised what took so long?
April 5, 20187 yr Quote surprised what took so long? 80+ replies before Sidra Holland appeared. To wit:
April 5, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said: Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless, Oh Henry candy bar heiress. Again, pics...
April 5, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, ohchaucer said: 80+ replies before Sidra Holland appeared. yes, I’m familiar with her. thanks for your blessing of enlightenment.
April 5, 20187 yr I was a pleasure responding to your direct question. And posting rudeness, as it were.
April 5, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, Llano Estacado said: Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless, Oh Henry candy bar heiress. I love her whole free-swinging, free-wheeling attitude.
April 5, 20187 yr 7 minutes ago, NOMAAA said: sue ellen > sidra Because Jackie Chiles ruined that shit.
April 5, 20187 yr Not to get all analytical and shit, but her ass and legs were more spectacular than her tits.
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