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Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free at the coffee shop in those metal cans.

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I do the same thing with barometer/thermometer. 

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I do the same thing with barometer/thermometer. 

You pick up thermometers at coffee shops?  Do you realize where some of those things have been?  

Every fucking time I try to negotiate a hotel bed:

Alright, so that's one tuck and one no-tuck.
 

Wife tucks in the sheet and blanket. She likes it like that. I go full apeshit George on her under the covers sometimes. 

I'm picking out a brand new face here... 

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Gipple is my favorite.

My favorite aspect of this episode is the callback several episodes later when they see Dolores on the street, but George only remembers her as Mulva.  Good stuff.

32 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

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It's this kinda stuff that got Lloyd Braun fired, ya' know?  

The Van Buren Boys? There's a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?

16 hours ago, Lobo said:

It's this kinda stuff that got Lloyd Braun fired, ya' know?  

Another sale, Mr. Costanza. Chalk me up on the big board.

Serenity now...insanity later.

His phone wasn't even hooked up. He just liked ringing that bell. 

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Wilhelm? My name is Tanya. 

Most of the world is carpeted George, and one day...we will do all the cleaning.

and then when the magician comes back from Europe, two of them turned brown!  Well I followed the instructions!

8 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

The Van Buren Boys? There's a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?

oh yeah, and they’re just as mean as he was.

6 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

and then when the magician comes back from Europe, two of them turned brown!  Well I followed the instructions!

Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavaria Cream pie and then when they get there and they don't have it, he says, "Ah, I'll just have some coffee."  

Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on that?

Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? 

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Jerry, my rods and cones are all screwed up!

that looked like milk to me!

15 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? 

True story/cool story...on the side I record a couple of radio spots here and there mostly for friends' businesses, averages maybe 1-2/year tops.  And every voiceover guy has a little warmup they do.  One of mine, to hit that deep and moving baritone I do pretty well, is I repeat in this sharply dramatic sweep, "It was the pride of Krakow."  I do that about 5-10 times.Not one sound engineer has ever understood why in the fuck I do that.  

Anyway, Zorn and Zutroff were outta town. 

As much as I hate the idea of being a van guy, it's much better than hanging out here with the nocturnal dirt people.

let’s go deeper.  what kind of man are you?  well, you’re weak, spineless.  a man of temptations... but what tempts you?

you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master...the cocoa bean!

 

His name was Costanza, he killed my mother?

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9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

You're obviously lying George, anyone can see that!

it’s the kung pao!

2 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said:

George likes his chicken spicy.

HAND'S OFF JIMMY! DON'T TOUCH JIMMY!

What's she in for?  

Embezzlement.

Sounds like a nice girl

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

Conjugal visit sex!

that is happening. 

They’re hatching something, you can be sure...

Frank, how old would Aunt Baby be if she were alive today?

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Frank, how old would Aunt Baby be if she were alive today?

She'd never make it.

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