October 19, 20187 yr Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free at the coffee shop in those metal cans.
October 19, 20187 yr I do the same thing with barometer/thermometer. Edited October 19, 20187 yr by 4th&Five
October 19, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, 4th&Five said: I do the same thing with barometer/thermometer. You pick up thermometers at coffee shops? Do you realize where some of those things have been?
October 20, 20187 yr Every fucking time I try to negotiate a hotel bed: Alright, so that's one tuck and one no-tuck.
October 20, 20187 yr Wife tucks in the sheet and blanket. She likes it like that. I go full apeshit George on her under the covers sometimes.
October 22, 20187 yr Quote Gipple is my favorite. My favorite aspect of this episode is the callback several episodes later when they see Dolores on the street, but George only remembers her as Mulva. Good stuff.
October 22, 20187 yr 32 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said: It's this kinda stuff that got Lloyd Braun fired, ya' know?
October 23, 20187 yr The Van Buren Boys? There's a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?
October 23, 20187 yr 16 hours ago, Lobo said: It's this kinda stuff that got Lloyd Braun fired, ya' know? Another sale, Mr. Costanza. Chalk me up on the big board.
October 23, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: Wilhelm? My name is Tanya. Most of the world is carpeted George, and one day...we will do all the cleaning.
October 23, 20187 yr and then when the magician comes back from Europe, two of them turned brown! Well I followed the instructions!
October 23, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, pokeNbeans said: The Van Buren Boys? There's a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren? oh yeah, and they’re just as mean as he was.
October 23, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, SimonBolivar said: and then when the magician comes back from Europe, two of them turned brown! Well I followed the instructions! Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavaria Cream pie and then when they get there and they don't have it, he says, "Ah, I'll just have some coffee."
October 24, 20187 yr Who figures an immigrant's going to have a pony? Do you know what the odds are on that?
October 24, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: Jerry, my rods and cones are all screwed up! that looked like milk to me!
October 24, 20187 yr 15 hours ago, NorthLoop said: Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? True story/cool story...on the side I record a couple of radio spots here and there mostly for friends' businesses, averages maybe 1-2/year tops. And every voiceover guy has a little warmup they do. One of mine, to hit that deep and moving baritone I do pretty well, is I repeat in this sharply dramatic sweep, "It was the pride of Krakow." I do that about 5-10 times.Not one sound engineer has ever understood why in the fuck I do that. Anyway, Zorn and Zutroff were outta town.
October 24, 20187 yr As much as I hate the idea of being a van guy, it's much better than hanging out here with the nocturnal dirt people.
October 25, 20187 yr let’s go deeper. what kind of man are you? well, you’re weak, spineless. a man of temptations... but what tempts you?
October 25, 20187 yr His name was Costanza, he killed my mother? Edited October 25, 20187 yr by NorthLoop
October 26, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: You're obviously lying George, anyone can see that! it’s the kung pao!
October 26, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said: George likes his chicken spicy. HAND'S OFF JIMMY! DON'T TOUCH JIMMY!
October 28, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Lobo said: Frank, how old would Aunt Baby be if she were alive today? She'd never make it.
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