October 30, 20187 yr Wait, you were wearing the pants you were planning to return? What were you gonna wear home?
October 30, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: Newman you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce. VILE WEED!!!
October 30, 20187 yr 10 hours ago, Lobo said: Wait, you were wearing the pants you were planning to return? What were you gonna wear home? Elaine, are you listening?! I didn't even get there!
October 30, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, 4th&Five said: Elaine, are you listening?! I didn't even get there! I always thought he said, "Elaine, are you listening? I didn't even make it to the pants store!" At least that's what we yell out in my house when my wife and I don't understand one another from across the house.
October 30, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, 4th&Five said: Elaine, are you listening?! I didn't even get there! I believe this is correct.
October 30, 20187 yr Well, shit. Don't know where we got that line from. Anyway... "That's perfect irony, Elaine!"
October 31, 20187 yr 22 hours ago, Lobo said: Well, shit. Don't know where we got that line from. Anyway... "That's perfect irony, Elaine!" it really is. as you described it I wondered if it wasn’t an intentional bit between you and your wife.
October 31, 20187 yr Unintentional irony then. She gives me shit to this day about throwing out lines to movies, but dammed if she doesn't know 5,000 Seinfeld lines verbatim. the trick though, of course as this thread proves, is putting them out there at the appropriate time. Looking back today, I'm racking my brain for any Halloween related Seinfeld episodes, as every other sitcom does in the modern era. And I got nothing. Some holiday related episodes come to mind (T-Day thru Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year), but nothing for Halloween. Several of Jerry's girlfriends plus Elaine I wouldn't have minded seeing in some slutty costume. (munches chips and slams diet cola), "Uh, okay...AND WE'RE BACK!"
October 31, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, Lobo said: Unintentional irony then. She gives me shit to this day about throwing out lines to movies, but dammed if she doesn't know 5,000 Seinfeld lines verbatim. the trick though, of course as this thread proves, is putting them out there at the appropriate time. Looking back today, I'm racking my brain for any Halloween related Seinfeld episodes, as every other sitcom does in the modern era. And I got nothing. Some holiday related episodes come to mind (T-Day thru Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year), but nothing for Halloween. Several of Jerry's girlfriends plus Elaine I wouldn't have minded seeing in some slutty costume. (munches chips and slams diet cola), "Uh, okay...AND WE'RE BACK!" But I don't want to be a pirate!
October 31, 20187 yr It aired almost six weeks before Halloween, but I'll award you partial credit...
November 1, 20187 yr It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife; the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts.
November 1, 20187 yr 39 minutes ago, pokeNbeans said: It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife; the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts. Are you an assassin?
November 1, 20187 yr 12 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Are you an assassin? I work for your mail order catalog.
November 6, 20187 yr I thought you said people dress up when they go to the opera? People do. I don't.
November 9, 20187 yr The man's a goblin. By the time this case gets to trail, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head!
November 13, 20187 yr You know it happens to everybody. It happened to Houdini. And he could get out of a trunk under water with his hands in chains! But he had a problem with that. The miracle is that it ever happens.
November 15, 20187 yr We had a funny guy in Korea. Tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. Nothing funny about that.
November 15, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: Here's your pizza peabrains. Now I remember why we stopped coming here.
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