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On 11/15/2018 at 2:32 PM, Lobo said:

And two grape sodas. 

oh thanks.  that’ll save us. 

oh, I was un-stoppable!  perfect combination of mountain dew and mozzarella.  just the right amount of grease on the joystick. 

"He's very independent. He doesn't conform to the latest trends."

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It's crazy to think that Larry David, in that photo, is barely 5 years older than I am now.  

"I said turn, Pimp!"  

9 hours ago, oSuJeff97 said:

"He's very independent. He doesn't conform to the latest trends."

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What was a man with a cape doing with my father? What was my father doing with a man in a cape? Why a cape?

Yeah, I'll remember that day. Well, I'll never forget it because that was the day that I uh, lost my virginity to Miss. Stafford, the uh, voluptuous homeroom teacher.

Oh, the big race?   Sure.  

well, you’ve really built yourself up into something. 

The double dip episode was great on so many levels but none more than:

"I think you're both mentally ill. And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular."

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always tade sleep for sex.

 

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Yaaaay, Jerry got it open!

I do this every time my wife asks me to open something. 

^

Us, too.  

Every Thanksgiving Eve, we watch the Macy's Day Parade/Jon Voight pencil episode.  

"You don't think?  Sure, sure...it's Jon Voight's pencil!"  

Where was the emphasis?

Oh look, there's Gregory Peck's bicycle! And Barbara Mandrell's skateboard!"

10 hours ago, Lobo said:

Where was the emphasis?

I think he emphasized “would”. 

I suppose if I had suggested Liam Neeson Day, you'd be patting me on the back.

If you took the raisins, if you didn't take the raisins-- They weren't even my raisins. I was just curious because it seems like a strange to do to walk into a room, audition, and to walk out with a box of raisins. Anyway, whatever. If you ever want to tell me about it, the door to my office is always opened. In the event that I get an office. You'll come in, we'll talk about the raisins. We'll have a nice laugh.

2 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

If you took the raisins, if you didn't take the raisins-- They weren't even my raisins. I was just curious because it seems like a strange to do to walk into a room, audition, and to walk out with a box of raisins. Anyway, whatever. If you ever want to tell me about it, the door to my office is always opened. In the event that I get an office. You'll come in, we'll talk about the raisins. We'll have a nice laugh.

how would you like it if I just pulled your heart out of your chest right now and shoved it down your throat?

Plus, I gave him the names of some places he could score near the hotel...

Use your bucket! 

Right, because I'm the janitor...

if the homeless don’t like ‘em, the homeless DON’T HAVE TO EAT ‘EM!

Why do they call it athlete's foot? You don't have to be an athlete to get it. I mean, my father gets it all the time, and believe me, he's no athlete!

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh man, that looks like a dead bear.

The Pacific Northwest.

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