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2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Oh man, that looks like a dead bear.

He was struttin' around the coffee shop like Stein Erikson. 

Also,

You might wanna get a look at that bathing suit drawer. 

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Well, I’m sorry I’m not Brad. I’m me! Nice to meet ya!

10 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Well, I’m sorry I’m not Brad. I’m me! Nice to meet ya!

these beans are pretty good. 

-mmm hmm, twenty minutes. 

^

they didn’t even try to make her apartment look different from the Ross’ place.  Which was a rather humble living area given their elaborate dining room and many, many monies...

”I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple...”

coffee shop?? haha I think we can do a little better than that.  you look like you could use a solid meal at a real restaurant. 

And you look like you could use a.......

4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Bacterial meningitis...jackpot!

it’s the hamlet of diseases!

And she pursued and I withdrew...

and I pursued and she withdrew.  

 I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.

She's sporting a Larry Fine.  

A what? 

A Larry Fine! 

On 11/20/2018 at 10:33 AM, ohchaucer said:

Race him, Jerry!

I choose not to run!

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Correction. I WAS bald.

I DON'T LIKE THIS THING! AND THIS IS WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!!!

I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic.  It's a pleasure.

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Wide lanes!

well, you black out lane lines one and three and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise.  so, you got any black paint?

45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Home Alone?

The old man got to me!

my favorite part about that scene is that they’re playing knock-off music from “home alone” because I guess they didn’t wanna pay for the rights to the real music(??).  who knows.  but it amuses me. 

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

my favorite part about that scene is that they’re playing knock-off music from “home alone” because I guess they didn’t wanna pay for the rights to the real music(??).  who knows.  but it amuses me. 

John Williams did the score, so licensing probably not cheap.  I just watched it in real life.

And this road is so luxurious.  

I'm not familiar with that term

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

No need to watch that.

exactly.  it would serve no purpose. 

Oh, Noooo, I’m so sorry. It’s the Moops. The correct answer is, The Moops.

On 11/27/2018 at 8:37 PM, Facemask said:

 


I hate millennials

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10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Kramer this phone's a piece of junk goodbye!

High pitched Jerry voice is the best Jerry voice.

And when it comes time to write about my romantic escapades, feel free to toss yourself in the mix. 

Since my vasectomy I’ve used that at least once a month. 

uh-huh, and what about your sideburns?  

Yes, he was the most wonderful person I've ever known. And I loved him deeply! In a way you could never understand...

Time is what Jerry is referring to there...with that...there. 

Well, I'm sure at some point between the years 800 and 1200--somewhere--there were two women living together.

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