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I don’t know. $8000. It’s a Hyundai! Get out of here. 

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do you think you could transport some stumps for me?

-are they war veterans?

...and if I catch you in here with that again...I will confiscate it.

It's like I'm Neil Armstrong. I turn around for a sip of Tang and you jump out first.

mister, we’re trying to help the homeless here.  it’s bad enough that we have some nut out there tryin to strap ‘em to a rickshaw!

Oh we have a deal alright.  And here it is.  You get this toilet book off my counter and I won’t come over there and punch you in the brain.  

every two minutes, “where’s the top of this muffin?  who ate the rest of this?”  why don’t you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells!

All right, I am going to need a clean eight ounce glass.  

Pimple Popper MD!

 

And since my wife is a dermatologist I get to use that line constantly.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Pimple Popper MD!

 

And since my wife is a dermatologist I get to use that line constantly.

how many times have you told her she’s one step above working at the Clinique counter?

2 hours ago, futureman said:

how many times have you told her she’s one step above working at the Clinique counter?

Several I'm sure.  Every time she tells me about a skin cancer she saw I definitely say it like Jerry.

What's the worst that can happen to a nose? What does it get? Stuffed?

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George, why would I, a Juilliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?

Man, you have really lost a lot of hair 

No tbone?

No. There's no tbone.

Why no tbone?

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But your name is George...why not G-Bone?  

2 hours ago, ohchaucer said:

No tbone?

No. There's no tbone.

Why no tbone?

because neil watkins from accounting is t-bone!!

And I’m not gonna dumb it down for no mass audience!

A tuck or a swirl?  

I want a decent sock that's comfortable, that will stay on my foot!!

2 hours ago, pokeNbeans said:

I want a decent sock that's comfortable, that will stay on my foot!!

Oh DAMN THIS THING!

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My father was a stern man. He forbade us to participate in any activities that he thought were associated with the common man. The Thanksgiving Day Parade was first on the list.

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14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I find your belief system fascinating.

Oh damn, I’ve locked myself out of my office again…Alright, I’m going home.

...not if you could see our books 

Aren't they the guys that botched the Statute of Liberty nose job?  

Attention Play Now employees, George Costanza’s handicapped bathroom is now open on the sixteenth floor to all employees..... 

...and their families.

19 minutes ago, ohchaucer said:

Attention Play Now employees, George Costanza’s handicapped bathroom is now open on the sixteenth floor to all employees..... 

...and their families.

I’ll see you in hell, costanza. 

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