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Jerry...Newman and I are engaged in an epic struggle for world domination.  It's winner take all...people cannot be trusted.

 

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You know, it’s the only country that still has the plague? I mean, THE PLAGUE - please!

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

You know, it’s the only country that still has the plague? I mean, THE PLAGUE - please!

here’s the registry. 

Jerry...Newman and I are engaged in an epic struggle for world domination.  It's winner take all...people cannot be trusted.
 


Oh, it's "Risk." It's a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.
On January 10, 2019 at 11:36 AM, Biff Tannen said:

That Jerry, he's Man, that Michael Jordan is so phony...WHY'D YOU TELL HIM!?!

Fify

I fear my orgasm may have left me a cripple...

Well, we really should be-

Yeah.

Uh, heading out. Jerry really hates to miss the coming attractions.

Yeah, and, because of the.. time.

Yeah, time is what he's indicating there

I really didn't pay attention, I'd just come from buying a speedboat. 

I’m percolating, jerry, I’m tellin ya I’ve never felt so fertile. I’m mossy, jerry, my brain... is mossy.  

This...is...Frank Costanza.  You think you can keep us out of Florida?  We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel.  We're gonna be in the pool, we're gonna be in the clubhouse...WE'RE GONNA BE ALL OVER THAT SHUFFLEBOARD COURT...AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!!!"

We never cared for the Costazas

tell him to eat a plum!

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Well, a lot of it is vegetables.  

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So I'm Filk?

50 minutes ago, WBT said:

So I'm Filk?

Kramer and Movie Fone might be my favorite side plot of any episode. "Why don't you just tell me what movie you would like to see?"

"George, George, this is a little too much for me.  Escaped convicts?  Fugitive Sex?  I've got a cockfight to focus on."

On 1/19/2019 at 9:30 PM, McCroskey said:

"George, George, this is a little too much for me.  Escaped convicts?  Fugitive Sex?  I've got a cockfight to focus on."

Tamale!

You were, uh...thinking of staying here?  

I mean...she's real, Jerry!  

51 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It’s 100% cotton. And some wool. 

We'll look like IDIOTS!

53 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It’s 100% cotton. And some wool. 

You may have something there, George 

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