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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Mr. Kramer the road!

so you’re his mana-

NEIGHBOR, that’s right. 

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For a variety of other reasons, I can’t be the person me responsible for the purchase of costly gasoline...

He drove a car with no arms?

Ok, I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true!

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Mr. Kramer says "Hey buddy".

Mr. Kramer would like to schedule a lunch with you at Monk’s coffee shop

Yep. We were gonna put an end to maritime oil spills. 

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Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands using it to wash up. Then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened."

She's on a fixed income! 

It'll all be supervised!  

Well we really should be heading out. Jerry hates to miss the coming attractions.

And because of the.... Yeah.

Time. Time is what he's indicating there. 

Just the 2 of us, alright?! Hey I'll make some sandwiches, what what do you like? Tuna? Peanut butter?

You'll have visions!  

12 hours ago, Llano Estacado said:

Just the 2 of us, alright?! Hey I'll make some sandwiches, what what do you like? Tuna? Peanut butter?

Step off!

Puddy: Well, let's see, I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner.  No wait, that's another ten kroner. A fimty kroner? How much is that?

Elaine: We have to break up.

this guy?  he’s an idiot.  he doesn’t mean anything to me. 

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11 minutes ago, futureman said:

this guy?  he’s an idiot.  he doesn’t mean anything to me. 

I can hear you!

Do you want something to read?  

29 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Do you want something to read?  

well, are you gonna take a nap, or...

Nah, I'm good.

you’re just gonna sit there staring at the back of the seat?

My new salesman boyfriend took me out to celebrate his promotion.
Ah. Where’d you go?
Uh, to a restaurant.
Arby’s.
I had the roast beef..

it’s a big job, you gotta dismantle the latch-hasp from the auxiliary drain line. 

come on, let me, I smashed your car, it cost you over two thousand dollars...

-yeah, a cup of coffee should cover it. 

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