April 6, 20187 yr Clownface. Possible mustache. The way her left pinky toe sticks in somewhat in that Leno picture? Super no thank you. Would not congratulate. Perfect everything but, alas, a shaggy 3. Sent from way too far away
April 6, 20187 yr Ugh, I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we just ram right into it and end this whole thing!
April 6, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said: Ugh, I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we just ram right into it and end this whole thing! Actual lol. Angry Elaine is best Elaine.
April 6, 20187 yr 13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: Actual lol. Angry Elaine is best Elaine. Agreed. "Vegetable Lasagna" is one of the great foils in Seinfeld History.
April 6, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said: Agreed. "Vegetable Lasagna" is one of the great foils in Seinfeld History. this guy? he’s an idiot. he doesn’t mean anything to me.
April 8, 20187 yr "So what happened? The snooze alarm, wasn't it?" "Man, it wasn't the snooze. Most people think it was the snooze, but no, no snooze." "AM/PM." "Man, it wasn't the AM/PM. It was the volume." "Ah...the volume." "Yes, the volume. There was a separate knob for the radio alarm." "Ah, separate knob." "Yes, separate knob. Why separate knob?! Why separate knob?! " "Some people like to have the radio alarm a little louder than the radio."
April 10, 20187 yr I thought you said you was bringing a white boy home. I don't see a white boy. I see a damn fool!
April 10, 20187 yr Watching Hulu last night and it dawned on me. Donna Chang may be the cutest woman Jerry dated. (I won't count Sidra despite the fact that they were real/spectacular) Maybe I just have a type... BTW, I stumbled onto this site. Holy shit. http://kramersapartment.com/jerry/jerry-seinfelds-girlfriends/
April 10, 20187 yr 20 minutes ago, NOMAAA said: sharon always did it for me. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
April 10, 20187 yr Sidra was #1. The cop was really cute. Courtney Cox in her prime. Hallie (Friar's Club) was hot, Amanda Peet, Lori Loughlin, Cindy the hooker maid...I bet Larry David got pissed seeing Jerry make out with all these chicks.
April 10, 20187 yr the dumb actress who was also a cashier was hot. her name eludes me. edit: shit after checking the jerry’s girlfriends site it looks like I’m combining two women. oh well. marlene was the cashier and tawny kitaen was the dumb actress (penis chess). Edited April 10, 20187 yr by futureman
April 13, 20187 yr It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.
April 13, 20187 yr Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me. Jerry: Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you burn for all eternity.
April 13, 20187 yr Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum.
April 13, 20187 yr Beth Lookner is the hottest of Jerry's girlfriends. Edited April 13, 20187 yr by SimonBolivar
April 14, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, SimonBolivar said: Beth Lookner is the hottest of Jerry's girlfriends. Noooooooope
April 14, 20187 yr On 4/10/2018 at 1:16 PM, NOMAAA said: laura was not jerry's girlfriend. sharon always did it for me. What? -a bulimic, chain-smoking, stenographer from Staten Island? -some pom-pom-wavin' Backseat Bimbo?!
April 16, 20187 yr Newman: Packages are rarely damaged during shipping. Jerry: Define rarely. Newman: Frequently.
April 16, 20187 yr it’s pretty hot under these lights, eh seinfeld? pretty... hot. -actually I’m quite comfortable.
April 18, 20187 yr so you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. so what? you’re single.
April 20, 20187 yr 9 hours ago, Rivers said: If anything... The monkey should apologize to me! mr. kramer, he’s an innocent primate.
April 23, 20187 yr 4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said: Can't let this fall off the first page. I can't, I won't. all right, fine. I don’t care. if the site crashes everybody on the first page is going to die, anyway.
April 23, 20187 yr Frank Costanza: Many Christmas’ ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon, I realized there had to be another way. Kramer: What happened to the doll? Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US.
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