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Clownface. Possible mustache. 
The way her left pinky toe sticks in somewhat in that Leno picture? Super no thank you. Would not congratulate.

Perfect everything but, alas, a shaggy 3.

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Ugh, I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we just ram right into it and end this whole thing!

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Ugh, I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we just ram right into it and end this whole thing!

Actual lol.  Angry Elaine is best Elaine.

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Actual lol.  Angry Elaine is best Elaine.

Agreed.

"Vegetable Lasagna" is one of the great foils in Seinfeld History.

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Agreed.

"Vegetable Lasagna" is one of the great foils in Seinfeld History.

this guy?  he’s an idiot.  he doesn’t mean anything to me. 

"So what happened? The snooze alarm, wasn't it?"
"Man, it wasn't the snooze. Most people think it was the snooze, but no, no snooze."
"AM/PM."
"Man, it wasn't the AM/PM. It was the volume."
"Ah...the volume."
"Yes, the volume. There was a separate knob for the radio alarm."
"Ah, separate knob."
"Yes, separate knob. Why separate knob?! Why separate knob?! "
"Some people like to have the radio alarm a little louder than the radio."

I thought you said you was bringing a white boy home. I don't see a white boy. I see a damn fool!

laura was not jerry's girlfriend.  sharon always did it for me.

20 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

 sharon always did it for me.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Sidra was #1.  The cop was really cute.  Courtney Cox in her prime. Hallie (Friar's Club) was hot, Amanda Peet, Lori Loughlin, Cindy the hooker maid...I bet Larry David got pissed seeing Jerry make out with all these chicks.

the dumb actress who was also a cashier was hot.  her name eludes me. 

edit: shit after checking the jerry’s girlfriends site it looks like I’m combining two women.  oh well.  marlene was the cashier and tawny kitaen was the dumb actress (penis chess). 

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oh nelson....i dont even know who you are anymore....

 

im nelson!

It's Mickey Mantle's number. So not only is it an all around beautiful name, it is also a living tribute.

Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me.

Jerry: Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you burn for
all eternity.

Beth Lookner is the hottest of Jerry's girlfriends.

 

 

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3 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Beth Lookner is the hottest of Jerry's girlfriends.

 

 

Noooooooope

On 4/10/2018 at 1:16 PM, NOMAAA said:

laura was not jerry's girlfriend.  sharon always did it for me.

What? -a bulimic, chain-smoking, stenographer from Staten Island? -some pom-pom-wavin' Backseat Bimbo?!

Newman: Packages are rarely damaged during shipping.

Jerry: Define rarely.

Newman: Frequently.

it’s pretty hot under these lights, eh seinfeld?  pretty... hot. 

-actually I’m quite comfortable. 

On 4/10/2018 at 4:24 PM, NOMAAA said:

For I am Costanza....Lord of the Idiots.

 

so you were violated by two people while you were under the gas.  so what?  you’re single.  

If anything... The monkey should apologize to me!

9 hours ago, Rivers said:

If anything... The monkey should apologize to me!

mr. kramer, he’s an innocent primate. 

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Can't let this fall off the first page.

I can't, I won't.

all right, fine.  I don’t care.  if the site crashes everybody on the first page is going to die, anyway. 

Frank Costanza: Many Christmas’ ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon, I realized there had to be another way.

Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US.

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