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Just now, futureman said:

I’m still worked up about someone claiming the dealership wasn’t a good episode. 

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I don’t know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector. 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m still worked up about someone claiming the dealership wasn’t a good episode. 

High five.

 

Dammit.Sb beat me to it.

Edited by Cheeseweasel

A nickel!

(be quiet, pop!)

Rance Howard played two characters...

Blind man who George tried to give the ladies frames too, and also the farmer with the hot daughter in the bottle deposit.


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10 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Man newer!

 

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

It's nure, which is good and then a Ma in front of it.  Ma-nure.

Oh geez. It's "ma - newer." I don't know how it's spelled in the script but the homophone is the gag. 

"Nure" isn't a word. But it sounds like "newer" and that's the word nobody can have a problem with. Newer is good. Nure isn't a thing. 

8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

Oh geez. It's "ma - newer." I don't know how it's spelled in the script but the homophone is the gag. 

"Nure" isn't a word. But it sounds like "newer" and that's the word nobody can have a problem with. Newer is good. Nure isn't a thing. 

Yes yes.  I prefer to use nure because it's part of the actual word.  For I am Costanza: Lord of the Idiots.

53 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yes yes.  I prefer to use nure because it's part of the actual word.  For I am Costanza: Lord of the Idiots.

This was supposed to be the summer of George!

That pulp can MOVE, baby!

(on the multiple roles, the Poppy's daughter who won't try Jerry's pie is also one of the women in the limo in the limo episode.... even better trivia, she was the blond in Weird Science).

It was a viewing of Weird Science that intimated same actor/actress different appearances discussion. That actresses name, Suzanne.

“This world here, this is George's sanctuary. If Susan comes into contact with this world, his worlds collide!”

Arby’s no more than once a month 

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Arby’s no more than once a month 

and in exchange elaine comes to your softball game and doesn’t read a book. 

Yeah, that sounds fair.  

A garage...I can’t even go in there. It’s like going to a prostitute. 

On 2/21/2019 at 9:41 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Do you know how to use a mop wringer?

Stanley Spudowski?

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Stanley Spudowski?

Spadowski, you heathen. 

 

NOW YOU get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!

What do I need to talk for?  To blab to the neighbors about George has a new fem-Jerry friend?  Or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend?

See now, I've done all that.

I like gum.

I do too. You see, that's what we're about. You don't remind me of anyone, and we love gum.

5 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

I like gum.

I do too. You see, that's what we're about. You don't remind me of anyone, and we love gum.

I think I got gum in my hair.

No...I don’t have a ketchup secret. 

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Clams casino?

I know who’s cooking today...Paco!

52 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I know who’s cooking today...Paco!

(shoots rubber band across room)

the soup is the meal! 

This salad was with you in the shower?  

40 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

No, but they got the chocolate. We'll be going in with a lesser Babka.

Carrot cake? Now why is that a cake? You don't make carrots into a cake. I'm sorry.

You're not getting my marble rye! 

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

This salad was with you in the shower?  

I prepared it as a bathed.  

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