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How do I put this?...you’ve been in her bed?

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On 3/1/2019 at 9:44 PM, Lobo said:

How do I put this?...you’ve been in her bed?

Langerhans. 

Kitzmiller. 

four hours in this chop, and I'm a full inch taller!  

What are you writing?  

Dennis Castro?   

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Dennis Castro?   

get the hell outta my office. 

I see.  And which clinic was that again?

I love that James Hong's character on that episode, proprietor of delicious Hunan-styled  Chinese food in midtown Manhattan, thick with heavy Mandarin accent and the grace and style of a proud Asian immigrant...is named Bruce.  

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

I see.  And which clinic was that again?

Now they have a file on me too!

Edited by McCroskey

No wine?  Get out!!!

What are you talking about? She completely misrepresented herself! 'I don't offer happiness.' I offer happiness, James Caan doesn't offer happiness!

You’re right, I’m not ready for this 

Cool guy?  

Wrath of Kahn!

10 hours ago, Bash Riprock said:

Manana might be a problem, I'm supposed
to have a boil lanced manana...

Okay George. Step off. Can you just step off?

(as an aside we talked about actors who played multiple extra roles. But what about characters played by multiple actors...Lloyd Braun, for example. One actor in the non fat yogurt Dinkins episode and another actor in the Harharwood theater chinese gum episode)

It was sad for a Three Stooges, what with the dead baby and the Stooges being executed and all. 

 So do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?

Edited by HornOnTheBayou

10 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

 So do you think they got shrunk down, or is it just a giant sack?

Yeah, you stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.

47 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Yeah, you stuff your sorries in a sack, mister.

I still don’t know what that means...

Thankfully the tiny instruments from El Paso arrived just in time.  

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