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That is outrageous! 

I don't make the peaches.  I sell the peaches.  God makes the peaches.  You got a problem, you talk to him.

Fruit's a gamble.  I know that going in...

You think I don't know? Mangos, plantains, plums with the red on the inside, that's Kramer!

No, no, no, I'm not happy, I'm not lucky, and I don't go. If anything I'm sad stop unlucky. 

alright, look, you wanna have sex right now?  do you wanna have sex with me right now!??  let’s go!

kissing my cousin Jeffrey/Geoffrey?  

You know his botany teacher from college stays in close touch with him? They became friends!

So...what do you think of your cousin now? 

35 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You know his botany teacher from college stays in close touch with him? They became friends!

 

32 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Like equals!

that’s pretty rare!!

8 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

No, I want to trade you screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt.

That's John Voight's pencil?

He's an instigator...

how many do you lose on a normal cruise?  

Now! Now, George! Turn on the faucet! George, turn on the faucet!  Hoochie mama!  Hoochie mama!  Hoochie mamamaaaaa!

joey zanfino and some of the neighborhood kids, they ambushed me with a box of grade A’s. 

Now! Now, George! Turn on the faucet! George, turn on the faucet!  Hoochie mama!  Hoochie mama!  Hoochie mamamaaaaa!


Tippy toe! Lemon Tree!!!

that’s what you had to tell me?  your father wears sneakers in the pool?

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I use tippy toe whenever I'm trying to get someone's attention.

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Detracting quiz-which Yankees were mentioned by name on the show and/or appeared in person (wherther they were formed or active players at the time of filming)?  

I shall start with the great Danny Tartabull 

 

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Detracting quiz-which Yankees were mentioned by name on the show and/or appeared in person (wherther they were formed or active players at the time of filming)?  

I shall start with the great Danny Tartabull 

 

jeter and paul o’neill

Joe pepitone 

mantle 

Babe Ruth.  Or at least, his uniform 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

that’s what you had to tell me?  your father wears sneakers in the pool?

Possibly my favorite line of the series. 

Yogi Berra.  

 

 

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Detracting quiz-which Yankees were mentioned by name on the show and/or appeared in person (wherther they were formed or active players at the time of filming)?  

I shall start with the great Danny Tartabull 

 

Does the Phil Rizzuto key chain count?

Holy Cow!

Come on and meet the Mets. Meet the Mets. Step right up and greet the Mets!




They still have no pitching. Goodin's a question mahk. ...You don't recover from those rotator cuffs so fast.

I'm not worried about their best pitching. They got pitching. They got no hitting.

No hitting? They got hitting! Bonilla, Murry. They got no defense.

Defense? Please. They need speed.

Speed? They got Coleman. They need a bullpen.

Franco's no good? They got no team leaders.

They got Franco! What they need is a front office.

But you gotta like their chances.

I love their chances.

Tell you what. If they win the penant I'll sit naked with you at the World Series.

It's a deal! *wink*

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