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16 hours ago, Llano Estacado said:

Beause Jerry riding to Coney Island by himself makes for poor tv.

Well, it is a show about nothing. 

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Yeah, but nothing happens on the show. You see, it's just like life. You know, you eat, you go shopping, you read.  You eat, you read, you go shopping.

What does that mean?

 

Darryl: "Your name's Benes, your hair, and you kept taking me to those Spanish restaurants."
Elaine: "That's because I thought you were black."
Darryl: "Why would you take me to a Spanish restaurant because I'm black?"
Elaine: "I don't think we should be talking about this."

Yo-Yo!  Keep it down! 

That’s the Commando 450, I don’t sell that one.


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Quiz-what was more powerful pound for pound, the Commando 450 shower head, the Clarkman disposal, or the Commando 8  window AC unit?  

46 minutes ago, Llano Estacado said:

ClapCo 29 is the most impenetrable deadbolt on the market today.

It only has one design flaw. The door .... MUST BE CLOSED!

On 3/15/2019 at 12:49 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? 

Hid-eki I-R-Abu!

Where's my tail?  I heard every word you said!  You got some nerve!

13 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

It only has one design flaw. The door .... MUST BE CLOSED!

La puerta esta abierta.

18 hours ago, McCroskey said:

That’s the Commando 450, I don’t sell that one.


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no, believe me, it’s only used in the circus, for elephants. 

Shower head sub-plot contains line I use pretty regularly:

This is Frank Costanza.

You think you could keep us out of Florida?We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard COURT! And I dare you to keep me out!

I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp!

Yeah, but it's right downtown

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp!

Whatley!

Someone explain to me what the problem was supposed to be with "Ellen", Jerry's girlfriend that everyone saw something wrong with, but she was super hot.  Ben Stiller's wife.  What's her name in real life?

JERRY: You know, this is liek that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up, and he's the same - but everyone else is different!

KRAMER: Which one?

JERRY: They were all like that!

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Someone explain to me what the problem was supposed to be with "Ellen", Jerry's girlfriend that everyone saw something wrong with, but she was super hot.  Ben Stiller's wife.  What's her name in real life?

ex wife.  christine taylor.  I thought the joke was that nothing was wrong with her.  but I never completely understood the joke, I guess. 

“jerry, she’s a loser.”

Yeah, I always interpreted it as Jerry is always dropping girls for tiny imperfections no one else is bothered by. Now, Jerry can’t find anything wrong with one, but everyone else sees something he can’t.

The main characters were all pretty shallow people. That drove a lot of the comedy on the show. Remember when Kramer was proven not to be the smog strangler and they danced in celebration upon his release "because the murderer struck again." 

I think that was part of the point of the finale, in addition to it being a thank you to the guest actors who appeared on the show over the years. It reminded us that these characters we love are inconsiderate jerks. That's also kind of why we love and identify with them. I'm sure none of us would ever steal an old lady's marble rye, or push an old lady and her walker to the floor as we fled from a fire, but we can relate to Jerry saying "that's a shame" in reaction to someone else's misfortune.

And we never held it against them for doing some fairly reprehensible things. George pushing the old lady and her walker to the floor was hysterical. And when they learned of Susan's death and George seemed relieved because he didn't really want to get married? They went out for coffee. (Poor Lily.)

Ha, watched that episode last night actually.  

 

Oh  *snort* is this about money?

Yeah *snort*, it's about money.

Silvio: What kind of a man would wear a fur coat?

Kramer: well, lots of them..

Silvio: You?

Kramer: ...No.

Silvio: Then who?

Kramer: What about Jerry...

George is dead, call me.  

Mail on Sunday?  

Oops

I will not tolerate infestation!

Oh, hello professor 

the door?  why would I go out the door?  the window is right here. 

No, it's: "I like to stop at the duty-free shop." 

Besides, duty is nothing.  It's like sales tax.  

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

No, it's: "I like to stop at the duty-free shop." 

Besides, duty is nothing.  It's like sales tax.  

Yeah, I realized my typo too late and couldn't fix it. 

Cinnamon. It should be on tables in restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime someone says, ‘Ooh, this is so good, what’s in this?’ the answer invariably comes back, ‘Cinnamon.’ Cinnamon. Again and again.

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