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#1708

Hey, I'm on with Beijing.  

#1709

The way Kramer delivers this line might be one of my top 10 Seinfeld moments:

 

Elaine: You! This is all your fault! You told me I could run the company!

Kramer: Well, then I was way off!

#1710
29 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The way Kramer delivers this line might be one of my top 10 Seinfeld moments:

 

Elaine: You! This is all your fault! You told me I could run the company!

Kramer: Well, then I was way off!

funny, just a few moments earlier is one of my favorite kramer lines.  when he walks in and see elaine with the sombrero on and he wheezes or something and looks in jerry’s direction and says “what is that?”

#1713

You know what. I don't have one female friend left.

Oh, no, of course you don't. You're a Man's Woman. You hate
other women, and they hate you.

Thank you.
 

#1714

You ever tried to sleep in a really hot room?

Every night I sleep in a really hot room, I don't want to kill myself.

Well, I slept in really hot rooms and I wanted to kill myself.

#1718

Some sitters have said he can be a real handful...

#1720

Is that...pastrami?

#1722
It wasn't IN the garbage it was above it...hovering...like an angel.


Jerry, you’d enter a magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of!

Boy, you can really talk some trash. Better than eating it!
#1731

I lost my train of thought...

#1735

Diapers.  

#1738

It starts with a....DUNCAN! 

#1739

Ah ha, well, I really wouldn't know about that. I don't watch much TV. I like to read. So what do you do, a lot of that "did you ever notice?" this kind of stuff.

Yeah, yeah

It strikes me a lot of guys are doing that kind of humor now.

Yeah, yeah, Well, you really got bald there, didn't you?

#1743
On 4/5/2019 at 8:45 PM, Lobo said:

I lost my train of thought...

I've always wondered if that was an actual line in the script or if Jerry Stiller just lost his train of thought and they rolled with it. The delivery is perfect.

#1744

Good question.  He does kinda physically deflate like he's relaxing, half-expecting a "cut" from the director.  But then, he can also deliver low-energy as well as he "goes big" 

Great, now I'm gonna get out my DVD's with the Notes about Nothing and watch that episode tonight to see if it says anything about that scene.  

The outtakes with Jerry Stiller are so fantastic but I don't think that scene is in those maybe because of what you said, it so brilliantly walked the line between "keep in in" and "cut it out",  that maybe they just erased all record of how it got there.  

#1749

Do me a personal favor, and take the pen!  

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